Daniel Le'Sage

[Green Day @GreenDay]

Today’s a good day because @billiejoe was born. Go wish him a happy birthday!

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Gold.

[Binni Shah @binitamshah]

Linux Privilege Escalation – Using apt-get/apt/dpkg to abuse sudo “NOPASSWD” misconfiguration : https://t.co/9GqPraqTv9

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.

[⚜️ B3ARD3DSC0RP!0⚜️ @PluckDaGreat]

IF U UNPLUG THE WIFI BOX FOR 1 SEC THE WHOLE HOUSE ACT LIKE THEY BOUT 2 DIE YOU'LL SEE PPL COME OUT ROOMS YOU ANIT NVR SEEN BEFORE

[Julian Durand @DurandJulian]

Finally...

[ΜΔDΞRΔS @hackermaderas]

Cyberpunk is Now: With Cuba's Internet heavily controlled by the state and expensive to access, the residents built there own peer to peer network with thousands of nodes, complete with couriers running/selling content that makes it way in to the country from all over the world

[Savannah Singleton @SavSingleton55]

@realDonaldTrump Sure there were, Donnie. Sure there were. 🙄

[Brenan Keller @brenankeller]

A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.

First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

[Let's Encrypt @letsencrypt]

Ladies, if he:

- is insecure
- can be easily manipulated
- doesn't have a private key
- uses port 80

He's not your man, he's plaintext

[Freedomain - with Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux]

Future maps:

Africa North (formerly Europe)

[Freedomain - with Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux]

Every law is a potential death penalty, since the State escalates force until compliance or death.

An excess of laws is a license for tyranny.

[Amit|امِت|ਅਮਿਤ @amitjulka]

It requires a special kind of arrogance and stupidity to 'save' people who have survived for the last 60,000 years

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

I bet you'd be on my side if I had killed a journalist. #BeBest

[Snake Oil Demagogue @SnakeOilPrez]

@realDonaldTrump Great! I’m sure Jamal Khashoggi’s family is thankful for their $1.25 in gas savings each week.

[Daniel Le'Sage @DLP05]

*facepalms the fuck out of my face*

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Brutal and Extended Cold Blast could shatter ALL RECORDS - Whatever happened to Global Warming?

[John Iadarola @johniadarola]

@realDonaldTrump We're ruled by the stupidest person in our country.

[Ribbonfarm @ribbonfarm]

New post by @vgr Dodo Thoughts https://t.co/G6CWGkBVSp

[matt blaze @mattblaze]

So, consulate dismemberment is OK, but asking follow up questions at press briefings is a serious breach of decorum. Got it.