Daily Life Rant

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Go Astros!!!

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12:00pm- Little guy is laying in an awkward position humming to himself, hoping to clean the litter box and mop while he is out. Exciting.

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11:55am- little guy has not gone to sleep and is trying to chew on the mesh of his pack n play.

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11:30am- little guy wants a bottle and acts sleepy. Put him down for a nap.

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10:30am- stop little guy from pulling the big cats tail 🙀

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10am- look up from my sandwich to find little guy happily munching on a clump of hair five feet away from where I left him.

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9am- little guy is mad at me and I am a mean mommy because I wouldn't let him knock his can of formula off the counter.

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8am- little guy pulls a bag of buttons out of my craft drawer. He is very proud of himself until I have to take them away from him.

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6:20am little guy wakes up and hour early

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Play by play of how my day as a mom with a baby that will be crawling soon

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Excerpts from date night:
Me-"Oh please, it's not like I'm torturing you. I am your wife!"
Him-"I know, that's torture enough!"
Him-"Shit"

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Excerpts from date night:
"Do you want to order chips and queso?"
"Does the pope poop in the woods?"

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When someone complains about military spending

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My drunk self just killed a horse fly in the house by setting it on fire #inventive #drunkenlybrilliantideas

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I have a baby who's an incredibly light sleeper and a husband that's in lack of a stealth mode. #grouchymommy

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Today I find myself hiding Halloween candy for the trick or treaters from my husband

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When your husband tells his parents his plan to reenlist with your support and they look at you like you kicked their puppy

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If I can't find it, then it's truly lost. If the husband can't find it then it's usually right in front of him.

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The never ending load of laundry

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While holding the baby he turned his face to me, I thought he was trying to cuddle. Then he spit up on my neck and down my shirt... Lovely