——𝐋𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐

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[‍ꉂ ‍ ‍ՙ 𝓢𝐏I͜͡𝐍𝙴𝙻𝗘𝗦𝗦 ‍ ‍៹ ‍ ‍𝙵𝙾͟𝙾͟𝙻． ‍ @ichorborne]

i am the shape you made me．filth teaches filth．

[🍎 —— 𝓡𝐎͟𝐎͟.ᐟ @REPROBATlVE]

https://t.co/ki7FfEtSW6

[——𝐋𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐 @DlSSIDENT]

// Dont speak

[𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖🕊.⋅ 𓆩 𝔓𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝕾ℯ𝓇𝒶𝓅𝒽𝒾ℯ𝓁 @judgedbywisdom]

@DlSSIDENT

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

Does selfcest count as a coping mechanism?

[——𝐋𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐 @DlSSIDENT]

" Uh? Excuse the fuck out of you, little red riding bitch. This duck is a masterpiece! Could you make something this incredible? No! "

Setting the duck down, he was quick to pull out another one, this one looked like a ringleader.

" This one can do tricks! "

[𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖🕊.⋅ 𓆩 𝔓𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝕾ℯ𝓇𝒶𝓅𝒽𝒾ℯ𝓁 @judgedbywisdom]

"Oh you sad, pathetic, stupid, little man."

It was a nicely made duck, he'd admit to that somewhat. Not to Lucifer's face though.

[——𝐋𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐 @DlSSIDENT]

" Look, you put your dick in a few questionable place and suddenly you call that desperate??? "

" . . Well, it's not! You're just jealous of my clearly superior brain being able to conjure such ideas. Like . . . THIS! "

Holding up a rubber duck, it's dressed like a farmer.

[𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖🕊.⋅ 𓆩 𝔓𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝕾ℯ𝓇𝒶𝓅𝒽𝒾ℯ𝓁 @judgedbywisdom]

Again, the overlord is again awestruck by the King's desire to overshare. He squinted a little, the unease clear on his face despite the smile.

"So, again, desperation is desperation. & clearly you're the textbook definition of it."

[——𝐋𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐 @DlSSIDENT]

" Listen, I have put my dick in three places total, mkay? The first was my WIFE! The second was Adam's wife. "

" And third? Well, alright I had this idea once with a vaccum and it really was like a curiousity thing...Look, long day... but do not recommend it. Yeowch.. "

[𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖🕊.⋅ 𓆩 𝔓𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝕾ℯ𝓇𝒶𝓅𝒽𝒾ℯ𝓁 @judgedbywisdom]

"Desperation is desperation, Your Majesty."

[——𝐋𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐 @DlSSIDENT]

" If I ignore the fact you reek of alcohol, your fur's unkept, you have the most unfriendly of faces, you look like you wish you were dead a second time over, AND you hang around ( that ) guy. "

" But yeah. Mmm you're fine to me. "

[——𝐋��͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐 @DlSSIDENT]

A nice cool, refreshing glass of apple juice — It is exactly what he needed after a long day of definitely not having depression, daddy issues, or being a completely ( loser ).

" Thanks, scruffy. You know I always was sort of a cat type of guy. You're okay in my book! " ++

[♡♤ ℍ𝐔𝓈𝐊 ♢♧ @ROULETTERISKER]

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Did. . .

Did the king just ask for apple juice?? Husk is pretty sure that he did.

The barkeep shrugs.

Grabbing a glass, Husk grabs one of the bottles of apple juice, pouring it in the glass & adding some ice before serving it to Lucifer.

⠀⠀" Here ya go. "
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[——𝐋𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐 @DlSSIDENT]

" I DON'T need that. "

[𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖🕊.⋅ 𓆩 𝔓𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝕾ℯ𝓇𝒶𝓅𝒽𝒾ℯ𝓁 @judgedbywisdom]

@DlSSIDENT

[——𝐋𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐 @DlSSIDENT]

// Saw what I thought was a neat Husk account to follow . . .

It was my own.

I am an idiot.

[——𝐋𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐 @DlSSIDENT]

// Just gonna state that

I will write with Liliths, but I'm not married to/shipped with every Lilith account.

You do not automatically get ships or lewd for being Lilith.

(Unless you're Della)

[⚡︎ —— 𝓐𝐃͟𝐀͟𝐌ˎˊ˗ @EGOMANlAC]

https://t.co/0TJfQHsJZs

[——𝐋𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐 @DlSSIDENT]

A saddened smile took form on porcelain visage, slowly pulling his hand back & away from her face, letting it settle against his chest.

" . . . I often found myself dreaming of you being around when you weren't. "

" I guess it became a habit. "

[⚸ 𝖫ꪱᜒᥣꪱᜒ𝗍𝗁 𝖱౿𝗀ꪱᜒ𐓣ɑ 𝖨ოო𝗈𝗋𝗍ɑᥣꪱᜒડ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦ @QueenImmortalis]

Lilith's expression fell. What do you mean was she real? A hand rested on top of his.

"Of course I'm real! Why wouldn't I be?"

[——𝐋𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐 @DlSSIDENT]

" Oh — Well. This is awkward then. "

Slowly, Lucifer would shift his gaze off to the left & away from Alastor's own vision. He had been pretty sure that was an open invitation. Did he read the tone wrong?

That happened often.

" Soooooo. Huh. Interesting. Oh well! "

[𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖🕊.⋅ 𓆩 𝔓𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝕾ℯ𝓇𝒶𝓅𝒽𝒾ℯ𝓁 @judgedbywisdom]

ＨＵＨ？

Alastor's eyes widened, ears pinned back as the situation continued to deteriorate. At least for him.

"Lucifer-- We're not--

"What are golden showers--???"

He's so lost.

"Your Majesty, I was not suggesting we have sex!"

[——𝐋𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐 @DlSSIDENT]

>:(

[𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖🕊.⋅ 𓆩 𝔓𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝕾ℯ𝓇𝒶𝓅𝒽𝒾ℯ𝓁 @judgedbywisdom]

@DlSSIDENT

https://t.co/7RXVnfg85I

[——𝐋𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐 @DlSSIDENT]

@TheSpiritOfLust A loud groan escapes the hellish king, defeated so easily as the other had seen right through him. He sighed, eyes shifting downward.

" Ha ha ha . . Read me like a book! But it's fine — I'm fine. Really. Things have been going well. . Somewhat? Mostly. "

[——𝐋𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐 @DlSSIDENT]

" Please don't support this, this is getting sad enough. "

[𝑨smodeus @TheSpiritOfLust]

“I support this.”

[——𝐋𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐 @DlSSIDENT]

" Goodbye fun hole . . "

[𓅭𓂃⛧𝑳⭑cifer @KingAppleDaddy]

"Oooh... SAME."

[——𝐋𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐈͟𝐅͟𝐄͟𝐑𖤐 @DlSSIDENT]

" My DICK! "

[𓅭𓂃⛧𝑳⭑cifer @KingAppleDaddy]

"Your pussy has barbs?!"