connor

when i’m fucked up that’s the real me
#whiteboyschangingthegame

[connor @DlSTANTPAST]

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[rot ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.

[connor @DlSTANTPAST]

@ELQUACKlTY // heyyyyyyyyyyyyy leans on the wall cooly is ewron available

[connor @DlSTANTPAST]

@invimafia i have connections. within 24 hours i can place a hit on u and u will not live to see another day be real careful with ur words man.

[connor @DlSTANTPAST]

i think i’d make a good house husband. there’s not very many things i’m meant for in this life but i think i could pull it off. thrive even.

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[trash jones @jzux]

april fool’s day doesn’t impress me. i am deceived and betrayed every day

[connor @DlSTANTPAST]

i actually have a warrant out for my arrest in 37 different countries. ha! april fools. i bet i got you guys good. it’s actually 34.

[connor @DlSTANTPAST]

@schlatcoin I know you are but what am i. Ha. Got him

[connor @DlSTANTPAST]

@schlatcoin Fuck off he totally does. we are close friends . best friends even

[connor @DlSTANTPAST]

he never replied to me by the way. should have just emailed mr beast. i know he would have had my back

[݁ @schlatcoin]

Can I have one moment of peace

[connor @DlSTANTPAST]

@schlatcoin also one bottle is a fucking lie we both know you have more

[connor @DlSTANTPAST]

@schlatcoin didn’t they teach you how to share in kindergarten bro.

[connor @DlSTANTPAST]

@schlatcoin Shut up i’m listening to Sabrina Carpenter rn you’re interrupting

[connor @DlSTANTPAST]

@invimafia don’t even fucking talk to me you ignored my emails too. me and jimmy are tight on a level you couldn’t even begin to comprehend

[connor @DlSTANTPAST]

i keep getting tweets with the word dick in them on my timeline. thanks x, but i dont swing that way😅 @elonmusk can you fix this

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[connor @DlSTANTPAST]

@schlatcoin how was i supposed to know that putting all that money into the talk tuah coin would backfire. there was no predicting that

[connor @DlSTANTPAST]

@schlatcoin Bad news. I took out a loan in your name already