Derrick Allen

Scientist. Aspiring crime novelist, best seller coming soon. Go Orange!

[Derrick Allen @DMAllen86]

@ScienceMarchDC will you be expanding this to the WHO and Majn Stream Media? I would like them held accountable as well

[Derrick Allen @DMAllen86]

@shannonigans44 @TheUConnBlog Generally speaking you're a state school in Connecticut so you're worth what?

[Luke Landherr @danteshepherd]

I'll be honest, I don't really care about football anymore; I really only check the Patriots score to see if I get free coffee the next day.

[Derrick Allen @DMAllen86]

@DocThompsonShow can you recall the date you and @skiplacombe talked about the Hilary NH campaign manager who didn't know her platform?

[Billy & Lisa in the Morning @BillyandLisa108]

with Jon Stewart stepping down from @TheDailyShow , I think Brian Williams could be a good replacement.

[GregGutfeld @greggutfeld]

Breaking: MSNBC temporarily replaced by Magic 8 Ball

[Derrick Allen @DMAllen86]

@monicacrowley That's why we don't call things with 20% reporting!! #GOBROWN!

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Can i send this to everyone please

[Derrick Allen @DMAllen86]

@pinacuse tinder gets you NO results. I speak from experience

[Derrick Allen @DMAllen86]

Ain't no party like the FDA party because the FDA party is now! #surpriseinspection #IKnowNothing #plausibledeniability

[Derrick Allen @DMAllen86]

I've never realized the immense difference of a Dell laptop and MacBook until I just now went from my work comp to my personal one

[Derrick Allen @DMAllen86]

@nytimes Might want to also look at our premiums… the HIGHEST in the nation

[Derrick Allen @DMAllen86]

@rebeccareed44 Today marked 10 years for me… still goes by that fast

[Derrick Allen @DMAllen86]

So a week from Monday, I will once again be fully employed as a chemist. 18 month life reboot complete #employed #chemist #progress

[Derrick Allen @DMAllen86]

@kmwallitsch Let there once again be judgement in the #judgementfreezone

[Derrick Allen @DMAllen86]

I don't think people fully grasp the importance of the second half of this quote

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

“The greatest responsibility I have as President is to keep the American people safe. That’s why I ended the war in Iraq.”—President Obama

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

FACT: President Obama kept his promise to end the war in Iraq. Romney called the decision to bring our troops home “tragic.”

[OFA TruthTeam @OFATruthTeam]

When you step into the voting booth, remember what Mitt Romney thought of bringing our troops home from Iraq:

[Derrick Allen @DMAllen86]

Just watched the HIMYM Robin Sparkles ep and then told my mother I was going to the mall... I laughed, she didn't understand