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[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

Malawi sent the Runner Up at Miss Malawi to the 2026 Miss World competition instead of the winner.

The organisers claim it's due to an age limit of 26.

However, there are several contestants who are 27 at the contest.

The runner-up is the daughter of a Federal Minister.

[Jane Doe @realruby]

I hate quiet sex. Please tell me why you love me and this pussy. Instruct me to cum on that dick!

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Bro rage baited the master rage baiter

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

I’m sorry but you can hurt me all you want but I’ll never stop being a lover and loving out loudly

[YAGS @yags_szn]

No boom for you seh 😂😭😭

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

The adorable reaction of this little fan when he saw he was appearing on the big screen

[𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄 @Apremunit]

once i agree to come over, your intentions are my intentions.

[Lady_in_Red @Kwa_Manje]

Sizoti anzanu safuna kukugulirani mowa. Vuto ndi loti mumachedwa chabe kuledzera pa bill ya anzanu.

[NattyAllan @nattyallanz]

Girls are bringing missionaries back😂😃

[🪩 @bambinasalina]

nah but lowkey her experience being pregnant must be so nice to keep doing it over and over she’s blessed

[Handsome Monkey 🐒 @KelvinGhaad]

She’s started talking about marriage. It’s time to let her go.

[KHxdi_Supa @MaxKhxdi]

Gents. There is no reward in treating a woman right. Smash all her friends and cousins too

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why tf has no one thought to make the blender quieter? We found a way to silence guns, surely we can silence a blender???

[Bardeen 🤔 @BardeenBar]

Malawian musicians, please let’s take stage performances seriously. I feel like 95% of Malawian artists don’t know how to perform on stage.
Audience participation is gud, but please don’t make the whole performance depend on the crowd kutimbisa nyimbo iliyonse mpaka mutu kuwawa😂

[ʏᴇꜱᴜ. @tiidrotafrikka2]

Poyamba ndinkamva chisoni when I see people posting and not getting engagements at all, kenako I started checking their TLs and found that they don’t engage with other people. Amapanga zawo, ma retweets athu alibe nawo ntchito kwenikweni, olo akhale ayika business 😂

[C H I G U M B U L I 🐟 💦 @JefronPearce]

Did people stop betting in Malawi or bwanji? I haven't seen ma millions of winnings lately

[Gwetse🇲🇼 @Gwetse1]

A friend of mine based in Israel is doing this project around 6miles 😄😄

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

..my documents and told reception there was no need to reschedule me. I needed employment , but apparently not badly enough to audition for disrespect.

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

..past and casually said something had come up and we'd need to reschedule. I asked him whether candidates normally received any notice when interviews were cancelled. He laughed and said, "If you really want a job, sometimes you have to be patient." I thanked him, collected..

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

I once travelled across town for a job interview scheduled for 10 a.m. I arrived thirty minutes early because I desperately needed the job. 10 became 11, then midday. Every time I asked reception they told me the manager would see me shortly. At around 1 p.m. he finally walked..