lieutenant fat dan

take it easy

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

@_squils_ DUMPTRUCK

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

Getting much closer w the book recs

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

Simply love the bundling here thats recommended for me, like oh so you know him ??

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

🥺💞🌸🌷

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

A day in the garden please wear clothes you feel good in if you do you work much better cheers

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

Spin teacher was like “ok I’m gonna turn off the lights and put on Ribs and you’re gonna listen like it’s the 1st time you’re hearing it” and it’s just really hard to do cardio while you’re crying

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

Happy Friday I quit my job! lol 🤪

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

Logged off this app for a few months but then my personal therapy sessions started to get a little dry so figured I’d pop back on and get some new material for next week

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

Simply love the bundling here thats recommended for me, like oh so you know him ??

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

Republicans have limp wieners, pass it on!!!

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

@brrrryyyyyyyy It was my second?? No clue

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

Did anyone ever find out what it means for Spotify to tell us we like “stomp and holler”

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

Bitches be posting screenshots all year of obscure songs they think make them look cool and then have pop smoke as their top Spotify wrapped artist. #itme #imbitches

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

@AlexFreeman24 Lol no I just left it blank but if I get an interview and they ask, I will simply deny the existence of my Twitter

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

Applied for a job that requested my Twitter handle. Ope!! You don’t need to know anything about lieutenant fat dan so no thank you

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

@_squils_ No prob thanks for not leaving me hanging out here

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

Wearing my favorite pants today and a girl in my yoga class said, “you look like you’re wearing your favorite pants.” She was right

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

I just LOVE this queen’s sass 💅

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Maybe, just maybe, instead of giving bored billionaires money to zoom around outer space, we could finally end the international embarrassment of being the only major country on the planet not to guarantee paid family and medical leave to its people. How about that?

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

Just dissociating while my conservative family talks politics and social issues lol hbu

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

Is Facebook trolling me or what do we have here

[lieutenant fat dan @DMat84]

That little teeny red dot right there was the moon at 3:45am🤩