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[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Unbelievable. There are some Dems who want to lower the income eligibility for direct payments from $75,000 to $50,000 for individuals, and $150,000 to $100,000 for couples. In other words, working class people who got checks from Trump would not get them from Biden. Brilliant!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Why would we want to impeach and convict Donald Trump – a president who is now out of office? Because it must be made clear that no president, now or in the future, can lead an insurrection against the government he or she is sworn to protect.

[Mel Brooks @MelBrooks]

Such sad news—Cloris was insanely talented. She could make you laugh or cry at the drop of a hat. Always such a pleasure to have on set. Every time I hear a horse whinny I will forever think of Cloris’ unforgettable Frau Blücher. She is irreplaceable, and will be greatly missed.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

"It all started with lies & lies & lies...Patriotism means standing by the country, not standing by the President."
Thank you for having a servant's heart, Arnold. 🙏
This is now my favorite @Schwarzenegger film... EVER.❤��

[Blond Ambition @BL0NDAMBITION]

Here is a compilation of the domestic terrorists being arrested to “Layla” #Goodfellas #CapitolRiot #airportarrest #DomesticTerrorists #TrumpCult

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

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[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

Man some cousins are gettin FUCKED tonight

[Sam Riegel @samriegel]

Deny systemic racism, black people get shot.
Deny science, pandemics happen.
Deny climate change, the world burns.
Deny mask use, thousands die.
Deny election results, insurrections ignite.
Please stop denying reality, or eventually it will come crashing through your doors.

[DMbait @DMbait79]

@DeborahAnnWoll Next you're going to tell me Jessica is getting her own TB spinoff show.

[Rhys Darby @rhysiedarby]

I want 'unkillable' on my gravestone.
#watchwiththeacademy

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Remember when Dan Quayle was the dumbest Republican?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The same people who won't believe the sea is rising happily believe My son could walk on it.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Good one! 🤣🤣🤣

#PleaseDontVoteForStupidPeopleAGAIN

[DMbait @DMbait79]

@LetitiaMontana Good!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

THE RAISINS.
ARE STAYING.
IN.
THE POTATO SALAD.

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Yes. Ur a pussy. Next

[carl reiner @carlreiner]

As I arose at 7:30 this morning, I was saddened to relive the day that led up to the election of a bankrupted and corrupt businessman who had no qualifications to be the leader of any country in the civilized world...

[DMbait @DMbait79]

@realDonaldTrump And what, as President, have you done to bring these felons to justice? Deflection much?

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

Yet they fight pretty hard to keep the statues of the slave owners.