Daddy McDadface

Managing to look after another human being whilst collecting as many embarrassing stories for her 18th birthday party!

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

Hey, I’ve been using TopCashback, and I’ve loved it so far - you should definitely give @Top_CashBack a try and once you’ve signed up and used #TopCashback with my Tell-a-Friend link, I get a reward too. https://t.co/7cVcEv21pv

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

@askdepop hi, I've just sold an item whilst away on holiday. It's due to be collected on Monday by courier but I won't be there! Can I delay collection? Thanks

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

Check out my new side hustle...MIG Stuff! Follow on Insta @migstuff1 and Facebook @migstuff Thanks so much!

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

Check out MIG Stuff on https://t.co/vYPm5nmYtE
Thanks for looking! 😊😊😊

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

Check out MIG Stuff on https://t.co/vYPm5nmYtE
Thanks for looking! 😊😊😊

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

First weekend away without the child in a looooonng time! Safe to say I'm in the good books! Time for some breakfast! Thanks @pullmantoureiffel #weekendinparis🇫🇷 @ Pullman Paris Tour Eiffel https://t.co/JPUxCcoTeh

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

Well done Imogen! Keep it uppie!

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

I'm impressed you've still got them wearing underwear. 🤣

[Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet]

Today I put the kids in swim trunks and said we would go “pretend swimming”

They loved it!

I did it because I wanted to bond together, have fun despite being stuck inside, and break up the quarantine monotony

But mostly, cause we’re out of clean underwear

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

I just signed the @NEUnion petition: Open schools when it is safe.

It opposes any re-opening of schools before it is safe to do so.

Please sign too: https://t.co/PSm6SwT63f

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

The 2 year old has just emptied her basket of eggs, pulled her knickers down and is now sat with said basket on her head.

[My Thrifty Life by Cassie Fairy @Cassiefairy]

4 Trending home improvement projects you can start working on now https://t.co/KcaLrHavoZ on @bloglovin

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

Found myself reading this from a couple of years ago. Forgot how hard the first year was! https://t.co/0IfuMofzRU

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

Whoops.

[The Register @TheRegister]

French pensioner ejected from fighter jet after accidentally grabbing bang seat* handle https://t.co/TA2giW0Iwm

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

Dominic Raab right now. 🤣🤣🤣

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

@eddysmam thanks for the like! Seems to be taking forever to build up!

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

About 2 years ago I had an aim to get to 1000 followers.
I'm currently on 727.

It's fair to say progress has been slow.

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

Just seen a tweet that got retweeted 1.8k times.

I'm excited if I get just one!

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

Time for a laugh!
Share your best/worst dad jokes please!
I'll start...

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

Think I'll give this a miss.

Also fyi DO NOT type those 3 words into Google video 🤣🤣🤣

[Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface]

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