David McDaniel

Worried about people trying to wrap their heads around things. Seems like a bad idea.

[David McDaniel @DMcDaniel]

@XFreeze Proud of Mississippi’s bucking the illogical trend of data center moratoriums and/or outright denials. This bold move is a differentiator that will bring high-wage jobs and tax revenue.

Other jurisdictions will wish they had Mississippi’s foresight sooner rather than later.

[Maximum Effort @MaximumEffort]

Thank you for your interest in Maximum Effort, @astronomerio! We'll now get back to what we do best: motion pictures with Hugh Jackman, Fastvertising and Wrexham football. We'll leave data workflow automation to ̶G̶w̶y̶n̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶P̶a̶ Astronomer.

[Andy Stanley @AndyStanley]

"God works through proximity. Keep your eyes open to who he puts in your path. The barista who knows your name. The coworker who lingers after a meeting. The neighbor you keep bumping into." Billy Phenix

[David McDaniel @DMcDaniel]

@cbs46 Your tornado warning is too long and therefore not helpful. Irresponsible journalism. Get off the air!

[David McDaniel @DMcDaniel]

Dear Theo Epstein, first the BoSox, then the Cubs. How 'bout them Braves? ATL is warmer than Chicago. Three's the charm.

[David McDaniel @DMcDaniel]

Holy Cow, Cubs! Where were all these runs/bats earlier? Never mind. We'll take 'em now.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

GENIE: 3 wishes
ME: i wish my life felt less transactional, like ppl r counting down to when they can stop talking to me
GENIE: uh… 2 wishes

[David McDaniel @DMcDaniel]

Sitting next to a guy continually exclaiming "You know what I'm sayin'?", nodding yes; thinking no. Wise, but hypocritical?

[David McDaniel @DMcDaniel]

The answer to the hair color question has gotten complicated as I age. TSA Pre application stumped me.

[David McDaniel @DMcDaniel]

@ryancl We're minimizing listeria contamination with a homemade sea salt caramel penicillin topping.

[David McDaniel @DMcDaniel]

Snowmageddon III essentials https://t.co/535lJt2e6L

[David McDaniel @DMcDaniel]

Creating a drone-shot marketing video for our new warehouse under construction, Skyview Business… https://t.co/Ojcm2TTn4r

[David McDaniel @DMcDaniel]

Alabama Vs LSU. Hoping both lose.

[David McDaniel @DMcDaniel]

Those new reclining movie seats that everyone likes? Well, one ate my iPhone.

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

Billion dollar idea: medically induced comas until after the 2016 election.

[David McDaniel @DMcDaniel]

Consider a world without LinkedIn wherein we would have no awareness about a person we barely know acquiring a new skill.

[David McDaniel @DMcDaniel]

Congrats Vandy! Headed to the College World Series in Omaha. 3rd time in 5 yrs.

[David McDaniel @DMcDaniel]

Discovered a special allen wrench to fix a clogged kitchen disposal. Had no idea that existed. I'm simultaneously useful and clueless.

[David McDaniel @DMcDaniel]

Am I the only person not excited about Pro Bowling on ESPN? Their emotion-infused promo videos aren't working for me.

[David McDaniel @DMcDaniel]

With SkyMall's bankruptcy today, we finally have an answer to the question, "Who buys this stuff?"