DM

Chelsea

[Caspata.🐐 @Sp__ke_]

This

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Glad I paid for it . You are welcome to soft life Umwami

Nasa hao milaya. Even your boo has a boo

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 @kafangi]

Maisha yako yote hujawai kuwa youth?

[Ndegwa Njiru Adv. @NjiruAdv]

TO:
Kasarani Police Station.
Dear
Inspector of Police madam Nancy Chemelil Mwaura.
PC Geofry Cheriyot
PC Victoria Nyambura,
The petition is now marinating and simmering.
Let’s stretch the limits of our constitution.
PC Cheriyot, you remember the answer you gave to me when I inquired why you’re arresting me, you remember you said they were ORDERS FROM ABOVE?
Let’s now see how those orders from above will bail you out.
We meet in court.
Jitayarisheni.

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

Haircut ya 10K

Target ni kunasa Branice na Katheu

[DM @DMDante_]

@polo_kimanii Cook that mf

[DM @DMDante_]

@shimuli_alice @EdwinNgany Hii ni upuzi

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

There are 8 countries left in this year's @FIFAWorldCup. No referee should come from any of these 8 countries.

[DM @DMDante_]

@EdwinNgany @rubison_ Company Iko kubwa, you need a legal guy

[Edwin Nganyi @EdwinNgany]

On behalf of ECB Technologies, I would like to officially announce that @rubison_ alias Godfrey Mokaya is no longer part of ECB Technologies. Effective today, any transactions or business engagements conducted by him are entirely his responsibility.

I also wish to clarify why this decision was made.

I trusted him and gave him access to business mpesa number. I acknowledge that this was my mistake and I have learned.I wanted to check on accountability, I requested evidence not explanations or changing narrative. Specifically, I asked for his mpesa statement covering the period from June 2025 to June 2026. My intention was only to verify the money that was transferred from mpesa business account to his number and any business related transactions involving our clients, as he had claimed it was used for business.

This request was first made on 21st June, but despite repeated efforts, all went in vain.

[Wambui @_fwambui]

My mom is pregnant 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm 24, my brother is 21 😭 and my mom is pregnant 😭 at 52 she still does it with Dad? My dad is 69😭😭

[𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘺 @aura_404f]

@TheNairobiTimez unapewa gas hii side alafu unaendea unga ile side ingine😂

[DM @DMDante_]

@TheNairobiTimez Vile inafaa

[The Nairobi Times @TheNairobiTimez]

Mzee is eating from both sides in Olkalao😂

[DM @DMDante_]

@Josh001J Kuma ndugu

[Josh @Josh001J]

Ademba amesema yeye hunukishiwa samaki 6 days a week🤣 Very disrespectful to your woman buana. Do you mean she smells or what

[DM @DMDante_]

@Kamau266 😂😂 I wonder

[DM @DMDante_]

@Entr_dawood You are a good farmer

[Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦 @Entr_dawood]

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[Ndegwa Njiru Adv. @NjiruAdv]

The DPP has declined to approve my Charge sheet. I am being held at the Milimani Cells.
I don’t know my fate