Dave Devonport

Retired. Fan of Leeds United, Castleford Tigers, rock music, & JRTs.

[Dave Devonport @DMDev54]

@SheilaGunny @jatroa @Keir_Starmer He needs to learn the difference between lectures and questions. It's Prime Minister's Questions - a clue in the name.

[Dave Devonport @DMDev54]

@sid_lambert That's the sort of defending you might see in a player's testimonial game to allow him to score.

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

It’s Noah Hickey’s birthday today. You remember him.

Forward. New Zealand. And the leading man of Nick Hancock’s Football Nightmares...

(👍🎥 @Crap90sFootball)

[Dave Devonport @DMDev54]

@bagshaw2112 BW funny? No, sorry Steve got to disagree. This sums up my opinion - Interviewer to Morecambe & Wise: "What do you think you'd have been if you weren't comedians?" Eric: "Mike & Bernie Winters".

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@daveguitarjones Think that's being a bit shellfish.

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@hshLauraJ Ain't that just typical of "seflies"?

[Dave Devonport @DMDev54]

@learnxengIish It's pronunciation, not pronounciation.

[Dave Devonport @DMDev54]

@Rainmaker1973 And yet we see many 'keepers punch the ball or push it away from goal, even when catching it seems the better and easier option.

[Dave Devonport @DMDev54]

@audreybbonbon @drhingram @davethedrill1 Just an example of the Greens "plumbing the depths" maybe.

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@historyrock_ Rocky Mountain Way - Joe Walsh

[Dave Devonport @DMDev54]

@NotFarLeftAtAll "No, of course it doesn't dear.....now just put your arms in this special jacket"

[Dave Devonport @DMDev54]

@Xbiohack That's a very orange looking lemon!!

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@gerrymc123 Will the society ever restart? ''Weal' see.

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@bagshaw2112 It's the 'Feel the sportsman' round when blindfolded team members try to identify a guest. The guest is Steve Redgrave, so there's prolonged and enthusiastic cheers & applause from audience. Eventually Nick Hancock says, "Well...at least you know it isn't Carlton Palmer!". 😂

[Dave Devonport @DMDev54]

@BigBearF1 Remember that 'Too Shy" range of men's underwear they brought out? Very snug fitting, had to be careful not to Kajagoogoos.

[Dave Devonport @DMDev54]

@NoContextBrits That would be a place more about 'sick-bags' than 'doggy-bags'.

[Dave Devonport @DMDev54]

@simonwatt85 To borrow a line from Spike Milligan's war memoirs, "I clutch the bedclothes with excitement".

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Hilarious .. we need simple belly laugh comedy back on our screens . #haleandpace #funny

[Dave Devonport @DMDev54]

@XRLlareggub "Rarely spent time in that kitchen"?!! Looks like she's rarely out of the fridge!

[Dave Devonport @DMDev54]

@rebeccabutlerm2 @DPJHodges 'New Lunatic' perhaps?