Doug Funky

my best outlet for my worst ideas. tweets may or may not be sincere. all tweets are Sober* #douglife #RaiderNation #GDTBATH

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i’m usually never wrong.

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or, maybe you’re just like my mother… she’s never satisfied.

why do we scream at each other? this is what it sounds like when doves cry 😭

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how could u just leave me standing…
alone in a world that’s so cold.
maybe in just too demanding….
or maybe i’m jus like my father: too bold.

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5 guys is so stingy with the cheese, omg

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‘slippery slope’ is literal logical fallacy

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Isn’t there concern that this slippery slope to socialism inevitably ends up as full-blown communism?

AOC: I mean, no. I think that’s very silly. We can’t even raise the minimum wage. Do they really think communism is going to happen? No. They’re trying to scare people because they don’t want us talking about the fact that we all have a right to health care.

So they want to call everything they don’t like communist because if people actually wake up to the fact that their elected officials are screwing them over when they get here, they’re going to realize they deserve better and that health care as a right isn’t crazy. They want to call this stuff communist because they don’t want us to realize that the rest of the developed world has guaranteed health care. They want to call it communist because they don’t want you to know that Germany, Italy, the UK, Canada—everybody else—has it better than us, and we spend the most money for the worst care in the developed world.

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@AngelSteve89 give me Neto, or give me first round exit!

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@PTI the 2 stands for 2nd string

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@PTI tony’s day off too, i bet…

[GL @gldivittorio]

This was my Cinderella so no I don't really care if people in the movie with a cyclops aren't Greek or whatever

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omg this trump peach, first 2 mins, just straight lies

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@sam_d_1995 except the streets are still covered in trash…

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@markallanbovair this is the first time i’ve seen the correct & competent take online. Mark, i owe you a drink!!!!

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Jac Caglianone is 99 power with Big Hack (prob whiffer too) @SupMegBaseball #homerunderby

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ok. bumassery days are over

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

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this is how i found out…

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Remembering Sen. Lindsey Graham: A Conversation with Stephen A. from the First Episode of the POTUS Show.

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WOW LINDSEY GRAHAM & mitch in the same week 🤯🤯🤯🤯 i wonder what the universe is doing

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Jannik Sinners GF, omg

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mitch, you have 20 mins to call me back!!! @SenMcConnell https://t.co/UFV9h6JMVn

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wait, i been calling him James Tyler Rico this whole time… @JasmineForUS

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@PTI @PabloTorre @TheFrankIsola this is… a team. the all time backups: whitlock & lebatard

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if someone is demonstrating white privilege, ima say “they play for the Lakers”