david griffith

formerly a nice guy, currently a real piece of work

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

im not doing QR Codes anymore guys I just can't take this fucking shit anymore

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

i awoke in a stupor. did i make the right choice? hours ago, i thought it was funny to set the thermostat at 69. should i have set it to 67 instead? is god laughing at me, or is he laughing with me? the decision will haunt me for years. consciousness is a curse

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

at dinner with @Jordan_D505 and he just pulled his laptop out so he could show the waiter "'Air power resilient, BUT fails.' from 26"

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

i genuinely don't think she understands the toll that this is taking on my mental health and it is fucking disgusting

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

hey guys check out my borat impression my wife

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

hello x the everything app! it has been a long time! how are things? i am calling you today with information regarding your vehicle's extended warranty. we have a special offer available tonight only but you must act now. kindly send me a $25 itunes gift card via mail. thank you!

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

sometimes im using the lint roller and theres a lotta lint rolling but all the hair is still on my shirt and im like "what if my shirt IS hair" and that's the type of shit that will drive a man insane if his work-life balance isnt right

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

so toaster oven is air fryer but microwave oven is not oven, and i still can't stare at the sun without the pain in my eyes. this world is cruel and confusing and i think that it should change

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

starting to think through it all. i feel it all over the place in here. there is danger on the horizon brewing. i see it clearly now. it's so clear as today is sunday. why must we have this it? is it sure? i could be made to see both sides of the matter with a bribe or two

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

good morning! i wanted to let you know that i woke up more whimsical than usual today, so i think i will tweet soon. okay? goodbye for now! see you soon!

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

@MannyAdisa 100% agree. been saying this for years

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

as my 23rd birthday rapidly approaches, im coming to realize that i am now at a point in my life now where i need to have a severe allergic reaction. naturally, this requires that i develop a severe allergy. therefore, i am taking suggestions! if you have an idea, please share!!

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

getting lost in the mail. captivated by the credit card offers. bewitched by fake car warranties. enamored by Leaflet

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

she thinks she's hot stuff but she isn't. stupid cat. not even lukewarm stuff. maybe cold. yeah, cold stuff.

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

hey, so im trying to get put onto some otherworldly type shit. art, film, music, whatever. so if u know of any drop ur kik username in the replies so we can chat one on one

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

roaring crowds gathering outside the public library this morning as the people demand to know: "what is in those little books?" it is a question that has mystified scholars for thousands of... oh sorry its 9am so its open i gotta go return this dvd ill see you guys later

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

paint. one of life's beautiful and sparkling mysteries. liquid and pourable with absolute dedication. then, solid and without odor mere days after the situation transpires. tell your parents you love them

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

hey i just was told that i HAVE to get catholic by thursday night in order to fulfill some special purpose. any advice for doing it quickly??? thanks!

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

feelin a little crazy today 😛 might fuck around and make a playlist or some shit ahahaha idk

[david griffith @DMGriffith2]

i'm all about knowledge. that's the first thing you should know about me. and second thing, i'm not rocking with tostitos scoops. i mean spiritually. something deeply satanic about the shape of the chip. so don't waste my time