Dmitri says

I eat sleep and breathe motorcycles and sarcasm.

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Turns out she’s easy to entertain... she’s mindlessly scrolling through contacts on her Samsung smartphone... #abuelitaferry2019

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She’s also bought a ham and cheese panini while waiting and is now saying that the ketchup in the sandwich is not agreeing with her...
A reminder that she is in fact Mexican and has eaten Serrano like candy in the past...#abuelitaferry2019

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So far, she has gassed it in the truck, then casually complained about the heater that she cranked and rolled down a window...#abuelitaferry2019

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Imma live tweet my trip taking my abuelita home after Christmas... I expect #lachancla when she realizes...#abuelitaferry2019

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Thank you for sailing with @BCFerries, literally the only choice if you want to bring a car... but still struggle to find a seat #GiveThingsSlogans

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Sitting on @BCFerries but there are no seats due to the new rules where they cut off the bottom decks #newrules #flyingnexttime

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@Future_Folk I feel like I found the best guitar ever made... in a pawn shop...

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I'm praying for @LilTunechi everyday. God bless brother, #pray4weezy

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@SpiritOfGeddy I hear through the grapevine that you recently purchased a hamer 12 string bass... I hope you like her, i called her becky

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I'm half asleep, totally naked, and waiting for the light at this intersection to change.

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I knew there was a reason I only fly @AirCanada, just got moved up a flight so I could make the wedding... #service4days

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

If Obi-wan and Yoda taught me anything, it's that if I run from my problems for long enough, another Jedi will show up and solve them for me

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I drove a truck back and forth through town today... because fuck penguins and polar bears! #killtheearthbeforeitkillsus #climatechange

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Michael Keaton... known for movies where the bad guy was better then the hero (batman, batman returns) is now a villain himself...#finally

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when all seems lost, and all hopes fail, just remember @McDonalds is hiring #WednesdayWisdom

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Mondays aren't so bad, you literally only have to stay alive for 24 hours and boom! its tuesday!! #mondaymotivation

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Why in the hell does #NationalBeerDay come on a thursday? some of us work fridays... looks like I can only have one...

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Tomorrow people will cease to be rational human beings, pregnancies will be faked, whoopie cushions will fly, good luck everyone #AprilFools

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If @ChilPrint were to make Hats with a Canadian spin on "Make America Great Again" I'd buy the living hell outta them

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When I look down to our neighbours from the south I have never been more proud to be from #Canada Canadas always been great