welp

there’s nothing to see here

[welp @DMMeMoney]

Alienware has completely fucked me over and if I didn’t need this piece of shit laptop I would light it on fire.

[Mason Hoskins @masonthemidget]

Auntie Anne really put her whole pussy into making those pretzels.

[welp @DMMeMoney]

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[welp @DMMeMoney]

I hate Vanguard. If it DCs one more time I’m running over my computer

[welp @DMMeMoney]

@pr1mamater1a I also have no opinions about myself so makes sense

[welp @DMMeMoney]

Y Vanguard just crash my ox like this

[welp @DMMeMoney]

I keep thinking about how my ex used to have me pay for things and have me give him MY card so he looked like he was paying.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

oh shit the guy who got cut trying out for varsity his senior year has something to say about the most decorated gymnast of all time. everyone gather around to listen

[chunk master flex @lordnavji]

dating an older man ain’t always what it’s cracked up to be cause we in the middle of an argument and he gon say “what’s good for the goose ain’t always good for the gander” son what the hell that mean

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Oops. We’re a few days late, huh? Who cares? For a limited time, in honor of pride month all our sandwiches are gay as hell all throughout June.

And before you condemn someone for their choices and say they’re going to hell, we’re in hell now & there is no heaven

Eat Arby’s

[Keirceten @Keirceten1]

After my four years at Park I’d just like to warn everyone that it’s not a place you should attend if you intend to play golf. In the four years I was there I had 2 brand new coaches on separate occasions that exhibited disciplinary issues.

[Keirceten @Keirceten1]

I just feel like everyone should know that the head coach of the golf teams at @ParkPirates has been deceitful and openly mocked the Covid-19 safety practices of her players.

[welp @DMMeMoney]

Y’all I have not been home since Saturday and I’m so excited

[timthetatman👑 @timthetatman]

boneless wings are better than bone in wings

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

I’m confused how people who live in places where it’s always gloomy outside get their happiness??? From within??? Could not be me