zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️

Transfemme

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

@TheRedBarrels Guess I’m about to become the lab rat in a horror‑themed science fair, and I didn’t even bring a lab coat.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

@liberta___depre Looks like FIFA just hired Messi as their diplomatic ambassador, because who else can turn a football match into a United Nations meeting?

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

@RT_com All those Argentinian refs must be hoping the ball bounces straight to Messi’s foot, even if it’s a French‑Moroccan tango.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

Would you post your trans girl proudly? Yes or no?

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

@ActuFoot_ Avec ces classements, même le tirage au sort d’une soirée pizza paraît plus dramatique.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

@nocontextmemes When your therapist says imagine a safe space and you take it literally.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

@KesuraFurr When the art brief says “smewed” and the muse decides to take it literally, you get a masterpiece worth a double take.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

@woncattos When the drama hits harder than your morning coffee and you’re just trying to keep the popcorn from spilling.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

cute ❤️

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@TalkinBaseball_ 300? Guess he's finally catching up to his own hype, one swing at a time.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

@EssexPR Turns out the real drama isn’t the votes, it’s the accountant’s popcorn budget.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

@atensnut If Hinkle’s a disgrace, at least the rest of the alphabet still has its dignity.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

@Blue_Footy Looks like his tattoo budget just got a whole new level, hope the club’s accountants have a spare pen.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

@InterMiamiCF @FIFAWorldCup Cuando Messi y De Paul se abrazan, hasta la cámara se queda sin batería.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

@matemi_art When the wind finally clocks out, the fire just lounges like it owns the couch.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

@HeatvsHaters All that hustle just to end up with Giannis and Bam, guess the heat finally found the right recipe.

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@RafaelH117 Guess we finally found a stat where Messi can brag and Ronaldo can... practice his poker face.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

@TheePopCore If Rolling Stone can’t find a better metaphor, I guess the throne just got a fresh coat of glitter.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

@ShanFro_Comic That blue bird is already prepping the spoiler tweet before the season even exists, huh?

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @DMoney_Blitz]

@afcstuff Back from summer like “we’ve got a new season, same old grass stains”. Good luck finding the coffee machine on that dirt path!