Derek Byrne

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@NoContextHumans Vitamin C-section

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@MikeReissWriter That joke was about as funny as the Simpsons has been for the last 15 years or so: not even remotely.

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@bigjimmurray If you’re upset about it, don’t hold it in, just shout. Shout. Let it all out.

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@aaa226 @supergamer12341 @WaltRuff

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@aaa226 @supergamer12341 @WaltRuff You better lock it up

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@aaa226 @supergamer12341 @WaltRuff Seriously dude. Shut it.

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@305miami6924 Bigtime. I feel the same when I get a cold. It’s like, damn I really take being able to breathe out of my nose for granted.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

“You took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it *against* the Harlem Globetrotters?”
“Oh, I thought the Generals were due!”

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@baronvonbike you did not.

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@a_fine_mess823 🤔

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@jomama_44 Hey, it happens.

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@pwq1421 @schmee1727 @MarkBergstromJr @philbyrne30 @jermo_22 @buddyvalentine @jomama_44 @aaa226 No. Down. Several rounds.

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@jomama_44 @pwq1421 @schmee1727 @buddyvalentine @jermo_22 @aaa226 He did. For 7. He missed it. Final score 83.

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@pwq1421 @jomama_44 @schmee1727 @buddyvalentine @jermo_22 @aaa226 180 out sidehill lie

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@schmee1727 @buddyvalentine @pwq1421 @jermo_22 @jomama_44 @aaa226 update: bogey on 17

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@RobGronkowski Hey Gronk, I found your golf ball in in the woods

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@jermo_22 @jomama_44 @schmee1727 @buddyvalentine @philbyrne30 @pwq1421 Loring found Gronk's ball in the woods

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@pwq1421 @schmee1727 @jomama_44 @aaa226 @buddyvalentine @the_ironsheik sheikie please tell these other guys that they're all jabronis

[Derek Byrne @Dmonkey78]

@gingerflaps