David Moretti

[David Moretti @DMoretti10]

Waiting till 2 #sunsoutsoxout

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

EIGHT SHUTOUT TWO-HIT INNINGS FOR PRETTY RICKY, DING DONG FOR MOOKIE MOON BOMBS, DING DONG FOR MITCHY FOUR BAGS, THREE-SCOOP DOUBLE FOR RAFFY BIG SCOOPS, THORNBURG BLOWS THE SHUTOUT BUT IT’S ALL GOOD #GOLDBOTTLES

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

The Orioles are barely a professional baseball team. Their starter today had an ERA of 20 coming in. The guy who homered against the Red Sox came into this series 0 for his last six thousand. Despite all that, the Red Sox lost by seven runs. Not worried. Am not happy, though.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Opening Day is stupid anyway. It's all about games 2 through 162.

[Jake Mullen @jmull1574]

Sox are really getting smacked rn....is this what it’s like being a Yankees fan?

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

MARCHAND W THE MCGREGOR LFG!!!

[David Moretti @DMoretti10]

Deca

[David Moretti @DMoretti10]

Free Kraft

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

The ovation Kraft gets in Foxboro on opening night when he struts out with a Super Bowl trophy and a rap sheet will be heard in California

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’m tipsy ur honor

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Boston is the best.

[David Moretti @DMoretti10]

The parade was wild and Dorsett signed my jersey

[David Moretti @DMoretti10]

Helen Keller was immune to flashbangs

[Red Sox @RedSox]

#TBT to Brock wearing No.26 and the first time he hit for the cycle.

[James @CaucasianJames]

high schoolers be like “BIG announcement coming 👀” just to announce where they’re playing D3 football next year

[Red Sox @RedSox]

6⃣5⃣ days until #RedSox baseball is back.
So essentially 2 months & a few days.
Which is about 1/6 of a year.
Which is basically like nothing.
So is it baseball season yet?

[David Moretti @DMoretti10]

Shit they got us

[David Moretti @DMoretti10]

When you decide not to study for the exam but everyone says it’s impossible