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Soup of the day: Butt Soup

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The Lifetime Britney Spears is the cringe worthiness thing of the year #britney #cringe

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@musclebrain101 @Evolved_SN you're very welcome! We post biweekly vids so stay tuned!

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@MarkJMcGill @Evolved_SN @CTVNews personally no, but can be effective for different people!

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Readjusting to pants is stupid, period. #dontyoujusthatepants

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Can someone please explain to me how dry cleaning works? Because I'm convinced it's fucking magic

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Nothing says classy and comfortable quite like a valour track suit #bringbackvalourthunder

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Idea for Star Wars TV show: following Boba Getting around the galaxy like Dog the Bounty hunter

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They can have their holy water, I want the devil's whisky

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#fuckapple

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Swollen lymph node, checked Web MD, I now have cancer. Well it's been a fun life #dead #webmd

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Pro tip: use no more tears shampoo before you go to a funeral to lighten up the mood #terriblelifehacks

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Seriously though, fuck pandas #fuckpandas

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The sad part about me not wanting kids is the large amount of dad jokes I already know

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Just recorded the latest episode of Spoiled Rotten with @SDotGrant, get ready to have Terminator Genisys spoiled if you haven't seen it yet!

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You either love T Swift or you're a dirty fucking liar

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Girl 'nice hair'
Me 'thanks, I grow it myself'
#reasonswhyimsingle

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Because my pick up line is 'if you were a donut, would you eat yourself' #reasonswhyimsingle

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They say you learn more from failure then success, well then I guess I'm smarter then Stephen-fucking-Hawking #showerthoughts

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I'm starting to lose sleep thinking about how much money psychics save not having to pay for call ID #showerthoughts

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@HitFix @KurtisMunro @Skydance Voting