DNAtured Journal

The top fictional science journal in the known universe. impact factor 69. Visit our site for more #sciencecomedy.

[DNAtured Journal @dnaturedjournal]

Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard https://t.co/Oqzv4DkVjT

[madeline lane-mckinley @la_louve_rouge_]

Exciting news: I’ll be teaching as an adjunct at two universities in three separate departments for another academic year (contingent on six-month contracts). It’s truly a dream come true.

[allis🦠n ✨🇺🇸➡️🇯🇵 @allisonmegow]

top fears in lab
1. unbalanced ultracentrifuge
2. ultracentrifuge during earth quake
3. unbalanced centrifuge
4. centrifuge during earthquake
5. coworker running unbalanced ultracentrifuge
6. coworker running unbalanced centrifuge
7. ultracentrifuge decides it’s my time

[hil @plume__]

microplastics in brain bad. neuroplasticity good. make it make sense

[the meji. @mejitwo]

but would your thesis defend YOU?

[🦦Wild New York🐺 @wildnewyorkshow]

She will. She will if I sing good.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

animals are so crazy because why is your mom only one year older than you?

[Majooo @Mhonarissaa]

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

I just know bugs rent these out for weddings

[Andrew Côté @Andercot]

Oddly enough this is basically how life started

[Jake Wintermute 🧬/acc @SynBio1]

Ladies if you go to his apartment and his fridge is full of sequencing primers for his plasmid collection you DO NOT date him you deserve a man who does whole plasmid sequencing

[⌬ anna davis! ⌬ @radscientist_]

wait you guys are picking one or the other??

[The Journal of Immaterial Science @JImmatSci]

We recorded a cover of Ed Sheeran's "The A Team". We rewrote this melancholy ballad, originally about homelessness and substance abuse, to reflect the experience of doing a PhD, and somehow made it even more depressing: https://t.co/L9w4H9W1GP

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

this is the spot where i met the funniest people in my life

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

hm… i don’t really know about this guy

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Me doing my work mandated compliance training

[Zac 🍒 Compact Disc HQ @World0fEcho]

this is one of my favorite pictures

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

I am once again pitching my romantic comedy:

- two academics start dating
- discover they are each other's terrible reviewer
- hijinks ensue

Working title: Love is Double-Blind

[Ubadah Sabbagh @neubadah]

Was not prepared for the graphical abstract