After I finish throwing up from the rancid fish and vinegar attacking my strong sense of smell, I untie the bound fellow and say to @BloodTodds and @DJ_Sagas, "what does he know? Does he know stuff? Let's find out!"
I turn and ask, "what's your name and why are you here?"
#dnd
@BloodTodds "Ok, Graldyboy, I'll open the door, you jump in and wrestle whatever's in there! Ready...3...2...1!" I swing open the door with vigor. #dnd
I run toward the first kenkuku looking toward the stairs and start karate chopping the air in his direction with an unarmed strike, (with advantage) 12 to hit, 5 damage.
I swing around like my hero Chuck Norris and do a bonus unarmed strike 22 to hit, 8 damage.
#dnd