danielnehus

cool beans

[danielnehus @Dnehus]

ATU https://t.co/wJr6B8UsA4

[Barndominium & Farmhouses @barndominium_us]

I want this.

[James @CaucasianJames]

an ostrich would absolutely kick my ass

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When she finds out you’re an essential employee

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

2020 has been so shitty. kobe died, the economy is crashing, coronavirus is shutting everything down..... its like god got bored and handed over the controller to the angel of a florida man

[Kourtney K♓️🇬🇷 @KourtneyannK]

Kids who drank from the garden hose growing up are immune to the coronavirus

[Nicky @nickturani]

If you BLATANTLY flirt with me (ask how my day was, call me hun, bring me food), don’t act disgusted when I flirt back and ask for your number, or else I’ll never sit in your section of Chili’s again.

[milk @milkinhisbag]

if i had a girlfriend i would brush the pop tart crumbs off of my bed so she could lay with me

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

My toxic trait is that I set a budget for myself and then proceed to go over that budget by an offensive amount