David Nichols

I keep thrown combination's til they cant fight back. DSQUARED2FORLIFE. Will cook for whiskey.

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

@WaffleHouse Hey y’all. I just moved to Central Texas. (Killeen) There is no Waffle House here. I am sad. I need a hashbrown bowl in my life. Smothered, covered, and capped. Please help.

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

Burner Clan! #cbbgiveaway @tomi_adeyemi

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

@realDonaldTrump You are literally the Worst. Eat a dick Cheeto.

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

Yo @SwedenUN Why are you guys so racist? You let a white rapper go after two days for the same charges plus possession. But you’re holding a black rapper for more than two weeks, for defending himself from drunk people?? Sounds real Trumpish. Get it together

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

@realDonaldTrump You are an orange, bigoted, racist piece of garbage. I can’t wait for my generation to impeach and jail you. And then elect a president who will destroy everything you’ve tried to do in your tenure. Fuck you and your toupee.

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

@NathanBrimmer Revenge of The Shit. The All Anal Final Chapter.

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

@realDonaldTrump Yo! Fuck you!

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

@RandPaul Yo! Fuck you!

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

@matthewmercer @Marisha_Ray @LauraBaileyVO @WillingBlam How does one become proficient is using an Herbalism kit? Also, I’m on episode 45 of Vox Machina’s campaign. I love it so much.

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

Let's be Friends in Harry Potter: Wizards Unite! My Friend Code is: 7348 1604 4276.

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

@pizzahut PLUS my pizza was cold! Dough isn’t even cooked all the way through! I know y’all got some big Ol Turbo Chef ovens back there. How tf do you pull out dough an make a pizza and Not notice it’s not cooked all the way through?! Oh wait, it’s cuz your employees are high af!

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

@pizzahut I am Highly unsatisfied by your store in Lancaster, Tx. Your employees were back there bragging about how high they are. They had Multiple people in the lobby complaining about their pizza being wrong. This store needs to Get It Together. 1450 W. Pleasant Run Rd. LT, Tx

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

So...@johncusack ....you’re a Nazi now? Damn. I really liked you. But fuck All that shit now. #fucknazis #EATADICKBITCH

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

@imnottayediggs Every. Single. Day.

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

@Apple You guys got my wife ranting in the middle of the kitchen. She mad. Get your stuff together. And fix this newest update. It’s ridiculous. This happens every time you release an update.

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

If I could ever meet a celebrity, I’d have a hard choice between @jackblack , @ThatKevinSmith , and Keanu Reeves. All of them are amazing guys that are legitimately good people. Damn! It’s such a hard choice. But if I could meet @rihanna ? Sorry fellas.

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

@Myspace I’m serious.. Thanks.

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

@Myspace Maaaan, how am I gonna get drunk and go look at my old awful red swoop hair pics from high school now? Wait!! Actually.....thanks.

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

He was clean with it!

[1mtsoul @grill69me]

Me whenever someone puts indie music on

[David Nichols @DNichols_3rd]

Haaaa! @realDonaldTrump Fuck you Nazi!