phouse objects

we’ve made this account to share that our dads still haven’t come home :( @danielhowell @AmazingPhil please come home

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guys dw i’ll hack into dans computer to upload the video

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@AmazingPhil @DanAndPhilGAMES https://t.co/jQysVNNP5R

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and then dan said to me “open can” in an american accent.

I can still hear his voice.

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@AmazingPhil @DanAndPhilGAMES https://t.co/HjpzMPLysb

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has anyone seen my dads?
they’ve left me in this cold and dark office.

i’m just a seal, why must i suffer.

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@AmazingPhil @DanAndPhilGAMES https://t.co/71PvBlfMuH

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dan spilled condiments on me and i have never been more hurt.

IM JUST A TABLE WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS #savethetables

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dan left his credit card in the kitchen. you guys want his information? 👀 -plant #52

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has anyone seen my dads?
they’ve left me in this cold and dark office.

i’m just a seal, why must i suffer.

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rip bertha. the phouse will miss you

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dan spilled condiments on me and i have never been more hurt.

IM JUST A TABLE WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS #savethetables

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and then dan said to me “open can” in an american accent.

I can still hear his voice.

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Please help. phil hasn’t fed me in 29 days