Albert J. Doakes

Surprise, muthafucka! Parody account of Albert J. Doakes

[Albert J. Doakes @DoakesMOFO]

@zalindrome @cheebootwoo @adrianafidelia @qiguangzzz stuck alone at home?? SURPRISE, MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

[Albert J. Doakes @DoakesMOFO]

@_itsKarmaGondol REVISE, #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

[#TeamFollowBack @TeamFollowWacky]

【RETWEET】IF YOU WANT 69O NEW FOLLOWERS #TeamFollowBack ✔ #TeamFollowWack ✔ #500aDay ✔ #1000aDay ✔ #TFB ✔ #AutoFollow ✔ #FollowNGain ✔ #FF

[Albert J. Doakes @DoakesMOFO]

@slmandel SURPRISE #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

[Albert J. Doakes @DoakesMOFO]

@thatjoerapkid You let me in, so SURPRISE #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

[Albert J. Doakes @DoakesMOFO]

@ICONspikeymike SURPRISE #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

[Albert J. Doakes @DoakesMOFO]

@charstarlene Really? Oh well, SURPRISE #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

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@EsterDean You know what it brings you? SURPRISE #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

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@omgfunnyposts SURPRISE #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

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@iAmLorrianeEsmi Sad? CRY #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

[Albert J. Doakes @DoakesMOFO]

@StaceyStarsW Breakfast? SUNRISE #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

[#TeamFollowBack @TeamFollowWacky]

{RETWEET} IF YOU WANT 550+ NEW FOLLOWERS | #TeamFollowBack | #500ADAY | #TFB | #FollowFriday | #FF | #FollowNGain | #FB (Follow me & GAIN)

[Albert J. Doakes @DoakesMOFO]

@supDawgiHerd EXERCISE, #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

[Albert J. Doakes @DoakesMOFO]

@JacqulynCanning here's the text. SURPRISE #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

[Albert J. Doakes @DoakesMOFO]

@_itsKarmaGondol No love? CRY #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

[Albert J. Doakes @DoakesMOFO]

@iAmLorrianeEsmi so you think I'll follow you? SURPRISE #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

[Albert J. Doakes @DoakesMOFO]

@TrillUgly What happens at 7? SUNRISE #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

[Albert J. Doakes @DoakesMOFO]

Hey Doakes, what happened to Jack at the end of Titanic? He dies #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

[Albert J. Doakes @DoakesMOFO]

What's the first step to becoming a jew? CIRCUMCISE #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO

[Albert J. Doakes @DoakesMOFO]

@Kyle_Lippert Guess what? He'll be back on day 3! RISE #MUTHAFUCKA! #DoakesMOFO