Dobby

Professeur des écoles.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

The President wants to put his face on the $250 bill. That requires a vote of Congress. I would vote YES to authorize the below design.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This photo exists but they will still tell you that it’s not real.

[Le Zelenskyste 🇫🇷🇺🇦 @VolodimirZelen1]

💤 Le président de la première puissance mondiale s’endort en pleine conférence de presse. Catastrophique !

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

The President is not well. He can’t stay awake at important White House events and cabinet meetings.

@WhiteHouse needs to come clean about why trump takes so many trips to the hospital and why doctors keep giving trump cognitive tests.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

💤💤💤 Donald Trump fell asleep multiple times in the Oval Office today…. AGAIN!

That’s why we must invoke the 25th Amendment NOW.

This *man* is unwell and must be removed from office.

It’s a national security crisis.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Since the @WhiteHouse and @POTUS is mad about this, please don’t retweet or share

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Listen to this toadie tell his decaying orange gasbag of a boss thank you for keeping gas prices down. They live in an alternate universe.

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

Hey @jaketapper ….. you wrote a book documenting Biden’s decline when is your expose on this incapacitated old fart?

[Mark Bland @markbland]

Why does the President of the United States keep claiming that he’s gonna blow up and kill a bunch of people every time he’s on camera?

No president has ever acted like that. Not a single one. Not even Ronald Reagan.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Reporter: The president said “I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation.” Is that the right message?

Mike Johnson: “I don’t know the context in which he made that comment.”

The context is that he said it on camera.

To reporters.

In the White House.

After gas hit $4.56 a gallon.

After the world lost a month of strategic oil reserves.

That’s the context, Mike.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump dodges the draft, hires foreign workers for his resorts and country clubs because he doesn’t want to pay Americans a decent wage, and buys materials for his various DC construction projects overseas. He is neither a patriot nor America First. He is just a greedy bastard.

[Nicolas Malaboeuf @NMalaboeuf]

⚫️ Quand Nathalie Baye et @olivierminne partaient en fou rire sur le plateau de #MatinBonheur en 1996 sur #France2 🫶

[François Ozon @francois_ozon]

Nathalie 🖤

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

Nous aimions tant Nathalie Baye. Elle a accompagné par sa voix, ses sourires et sa pudeur ces dernières décennies du cinéma français, de Francois Truffaut à Tonie Marshall. Une comédienne avec qui nous avons aimé, rêvé, grandi. Nous pensons à sa famille et à ses proches.

[Sébastien Gobert @SebaGobert]

Donc on a:
- JD Vance qui fait une leçon de théologie au pape.
- Robert Kennedy Jr qui fait une leçon de médecine aux scientifiques.
- Trump qui fait une leçon au monde sur la paix.
- Hegseth qui fait une leçon de catéchisme au Pentagone en citant Pulp Fiction.

[ARISTOTLE 🇻🇦🇻🇦 @noah_mwamfupe]

RETWEET if you stand with Pope Leo against Donald Trump!

[Jürgen Nauditt 🇩🇪🇺🇦 @jurgen_nauditt]

Trump attacks the Pope. And because that's not enough for him, he also breaks the first commandment.

Dear Americans, you'll be doing the whole world a huge favor if you don't wait until November.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Trump SHOCKS Catholics with a deranged Sunday night attack on Pope Leo, calling him "WEAK," claiming credit for him becoming pope, and accusing him of "hurting the Catholic Church" in a lengthy blasphemous rant.

These sound like the words of the literal Antichrist...

"Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime, and terrible for Foreign Policy. He talks about 'fear' of the Trump Administration, but doesn’t mention the FEAR that the Catholic Church, and all other Christian Organizations, had during COVID when they were arresting priests, ministers, and everybody else, for holding Church Services, even when going outside, and being ten and even twenty feet apart," Trump wrote on Truth Social.

Up until now, Trump has avoided insulting Leo directly despite the pope's vocal criticisms of his Iran War and his brutal treatment of migrants. Over the weekend, Leo again slammed the war and blamed it on a "delusion of omnipotence" while calling for an immediate end to the conflict. Clearly, this time his message struck a nerve.

"I like his brother Louis much better than I like him, because Louis is all MAGA," Trump continued. "He gets it, and Leo doesn’t! I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s OK for Iran to have a Nuclear Weapon. I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s terrible that America attacked Venezuela, a Country that was sending massive amounts of Drugs into the United States and, even worse, emptying their prisons, including murderers, drug dealers, and killers, into our Country."

Trump's own intelligence agencies have admitted that Iran was not pursuing nuclear weapons, just like those same agencies have stated that Venezuela was not trafficking large amounts of drugs into the United States. As usual, he's lying.

"And I don’t want a Pope who criticizes the President of the United States because I’m doing exactly what I was elected, IN A LANDSLIDE, to do, setting Record Low Numbers in Crime, and creating the Greatest Stock Market in History," Trump continued.

For the record, it doesn't matter what kind of pope Trump "wants." He's not Catholic and clearly doesn't believe in God at all. His opinion on the papacy is about as relevant as Satan's.

"Leo should be thankful because, as everyone knows, he was a shocking surprise," Trump went on. "He wasn’t on any list to be Pope, and was only put there by the Church because he was an American, and they thought that would be the best way to deal with President Donald J. Trump. If I wasn’t in the White House, Leo wouldn’t be in the Vatican."

Not that it matters to Trump — who clearly doesn't give a damn about offending Catholics — but the Church has never and will never revolve around him. It's a 2000-year-old institution, older than MAGA, older than the United States itself. Popes are chosen to shepherd the faithful towards Jesus Christ, not to pander to American presidents. Not only that, but Catholics believe that the Holy Spirit helps guide the papal election through the College of Cardinals. In his hubris and rage, Trump is spitting on ancient, sacred beliefs.

"Unfortunately, Leo’s Weak on Crime, Weak on Nuclear Weapons, does not sit well with me, nor does the fact that he meets with Obama Sympathizers like David Axelrod, a LOSER from the Left, who is one of those who wanted churchgoers and clerics to be arrested," Trump wrote.

"Leo should get his act together as Pope, use Common Sense, stop catering to the Radical Left, and focus on being a Great Pope, not a Politician. It’s hurting him very badly and, more importantly, it’s hurting the Catholic Church! President DONALD J. TRUMP" the president concluded.

Ironically, Trump is the one filtering these issues through a political lens. Leo is not being a politician. He's being a Christian. True followers of Jesus — not the bloodthirsty Evangelicals who make up the MAGA base — are profoundly anti-war. If Leo were being "political" he wouldn't be speaking out so forcefully on these moral issues. He's defending migrants and innocent people being torn apart by American bombs because it's the right thing to do, even if it means incurring the rage of Republicans.

As for Trump's claim that Leo is hurting the Church, in reality it's flourishing under his leadership. This past Easter, Catholic parishes saw a massive influx of new converts. The average diocese reported a 38% increase compared to last year. In some places those numbers were even more dramatic. The Archdiocese of Los Angeles saw a 139% increase.

Perhaps that's why Trump is so angry at Leo. As the MAGA movement implodes under the weight of an unpopular war launched on Israel's behalf and a worsening Epstein scandal, the Catholic Church under this new pope is blossoming into an era of spiritual rebirth.

Please ❤️ and share if you stand with Pope Leo!

[Maurice Martin ♦️#TAEM @MauriceMartin01]

♦️Avant la guerre, le détroit d’Ormuz était libre d’accès.
Avant la guerre, les pays du Golfe n’étaient pas bombardés.
Avant la guerre, les généraux de l’armée américaine n’étaient pas limogés.
Avant la guerre, les cours du pétrole étaient stables.
Avant la guerre, l’économie mondiale fonctionnait normalement.
Avant la guerre, Trump menaçait les pays de l’UE.
Avant la guerre, Trump menaçait le Groenland.
Avant la guerre, Trump menaçait le Canada.
Avant la guerre, Trump imposait à ses propres alliés des droits de douane totalement dingues.
Avant la guerre, Trump réclamait le prix Nobel de la paix…

Depuis, la guerre est là, et Trump nous a annoncé :
L’Iran n’a plus d’uranium enrichi.
L’Iran n’a plus d’armée.
L’Iran n’a plus d’aviation.
L’Iran n’a plus aucune arme.
L’Iran va être détruit et une civilisation entière va disparaître de cette planète.
L’Iran va se rendre.
L’Iran a été décapité.
L’Iran veut négocier.

Puis Trump a menacé l’Iran :
D’abord 48 heures.
Puis 2 semaines.
Puis un plan en 10 points.
Puis l’Iran va accepter.
Puis le Golfe sera rouvert.
Puis le régime va tomber.

D’habitude, dans un cirque, les clowns arrivent en fin de représentation. Là, avec #Trump, du début à la fin, le seul en représentation, c’est le même personnage. Il ne fait rire personne, sauf lui, et il pense qu’il est le roi…

Le roi des clowns, triste, vieux et sénile.

Et toujours pas un mot pour libérer le peuple iranien des tyrans de ce pays.

#Iran #War