Watch the one piece be a "funny story" or a "Laugh tale". Similar in essence to Luffy's true dream that makes everyone laugh when they hear it. Bringing
"joy" to everyone who reads it (joy boy*). A story so grand that it's liberating.
The worst thing to happen to modern NBA media was that Celtics team winning a single effing ring. That whole crew underachieved and yet we can’t escape their shitty commentary.
I’m gonna play Pokemon for the rest of my life. Whether it’s new games or the old ones, traditional or legends style, I’ll continue to play it until the day I leave this planet.
Ring paid somewhere between $8 and $10 million for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell 120 million viewers that their cameras now scan neighborhoods using AI.
The math is wild. Ring has roughly 20 million devices in American homes. Search Party is enabled by default. The opt-out rate on default settings in consumer tech is historically around 5%. So approximately 19 million cameras are now running AI pattern matching on anything that moves past your front door. Today the target is dogs. The same infrastructure already handles “Familiar Faces,” which builds biometric profiles of every person your camera sees, whether they know about it or not.
Ring settled with the FTC for $5.8 million after employees had unrestricted access to customers’ bedroom and bathroom footage for years. They’re now partnered with Flock Safety, which routes footage to local law enforcement. ICE has accessed Flock data through local police departments acting as intermediaries. Senator Markey’s investigation found Ring’s privacy protections only apply to device owners. If you’re a neighbor, a delivery driver, a passerby, you have no rights and no recourse.
This tells you everything about Amazon’s actual product. The customer paid for the camera. The customer pays the electricity. The customer pays the $3.99/month subscription. And Amazon gets a surveillance grid that would cost tens of billions to build from scratch, with an AI layer activated by default, and a law enforcement pipeline already connected.
They wrapped all of that in a lost puppy commercial because that’s the only version of this story anyone would willingly opt into.
@snackyboy Or… marketing to a large majority of the combined Pokemon and Lego enthusiasts demographic. Large Lego sets have always been expensive. Lego fans who are also Pokemon fans are rejoicing right now.
@YellowFlashGuy Or… and hear me out. They thought since we’re in a multiverse there is surely another T’challa and we can at least cement this version of him as Chadwick’s legacy and start fresh elsewhere.
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Oda'a message in Jump Festa today😍😍: One Piece anime film is not progressing smoothly. After Elbaf arc, we will go to that island: the one you could only reach by becoming Pirate King.
The man marked by flames will also appear. Characters who never met before will finally encounter each other; those two, and also those two. One Piece will move forward at high speed next year. As I’ve gotten older, I’ll continue writing while also taking care to maintain my health and life.