paddy docherty

i roll aroundon fields punching fuck out of faggots

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

Fuckin fuming Tyson knows I've got flake and he hasn't phoned once that's family for ya #no strap

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

@bigsteefc what about bridgette jones fingers

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

@bigsteefc that classic russell crowe film masterbator and commander.10 months at sea its that or rape 1 of yur crewe

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

@bigsteefc heman and the masterbators of the universe

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

@bigsteefc the lion the witch and the wanker

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

@bigsteefc willy wanker and the mayonaise factory

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

@bigsteefc total wanking

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

@bigsteefc white men cant wank

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

#sidepartsrevil

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

adolf hitler had a side part.please its not to late.rid youself of this disease@sidepartsrevil

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

@Joey7Barton lose the side part and gain paddys respect.dont pretend to be someone your not.its not a hairdo its a life choice

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

and to all u meffs who use laptops in mcdonalds for the free wifi.no one is that special that u cant eat without pretending to work

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

if u listen to music on your ipod in public your a fuckin accident waitin to happen.hopefully sooner rather than later

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

and why do these pricks think wearin earphones 24/7 is a good idea.

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

oh i forgot to mention that retro adidas man bag that any self respecting gobshite just cant be seen without

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

paddys declaring war on all u fuckin little wet ones who insist on wearin blue vans shorts/chequered shirt and a fuckin side part

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

waitin 4 results off doctor to see if im incontinant.gotta say im shittin meself

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

if theres an event for wearin a vest then paddys goin for gold

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

paddy would like to thank the people of wales 4 welcoming me into there way of life.its only now i appreciate why da suicide rate is so high

[paddy docherty @DochertyPaddy]

to be fair most brands of fishfingers nowadays r only 20 per cent fish so u do the math