John A. Zoidberg

PARODY AND SATRICAL ACCOUNT - NOT AFFILIATED WITH FUTURAMA RIGHTSHOLDERS

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@CodysLab Not as much as you think, if you put it all on top of a reactor containment vessel. Sure, the thermite isn't doing the hard work but it's going along for the ride anyway.

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@jessmargera The magical 5G/WiFi protection pendant can't help him now.

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@TimeshareTrust You people are insane. You don't sign the paperwork and transfer the assets to the state. Easy peasy.

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@BGRNorthAmerica UV resistant resin...? *checks* Yep, spraying deck resin.

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@FuryGoldMines Can I have the gold instead of an "investment"?

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@DigitalEclipse I can't wait for my steelbook!

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@piper4missouri If an $8k tax bill is a bit steep, consider downsizing your landholdings. I'm curious what your house gets assessed at for tax purposes...?

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@ArgonautGames_ @TGCritique VA2s, yeah. But if you're a collector you know the hitch. They're not common unless you're in Japan.

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@ArgonautGames_ @TGCritique Pressed are definitely preferred, but burned are acceptable as long as you're honest and up front about it - and ensure the burned discs actually work on real hardware.

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@ArgonautGames_ @TGCritique I'm down for two copies AND I'm down for burning you a load of discs (if you don't want to press them, that is). I've... duplicated Dreamcast games in the past - but doing it legit would be icing.

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@EricBurlison An abortion gets the guy a statutory charge instead of a child bride. I understand you're in favor of teenage and childhood pregnancies. May your family never experience that decision.

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@jessmargera "We can't bake that cake because they're icky!"
"My hat? No... I have rights! Stop discriminating!"
Cognitive dissonance at its finest.

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@St3v3Wiederrich @S0N1Cua Memory expansion and/or MPEG hardware was typical.

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@St3v3Wiederrich @S0N1Cua Wait... You mean the feature connector at the top? That doesn't say UMI, it's VMI - not NVidia VMI, this predates it by a lot. If I had to guess... Video Memory Interface?

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@St3v3Wiederrich @S0N1Cua Pal, it's a graphics card. It's not a top-secret gene sequencer from the government. It's got an old aerospace legacy behind it - but this one is for running Quake.

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@eevblog Most definitely. There is more than one episode that's "boring worldbuilding" but it's necessary to flesh out the story. The Okudas (and everyone else) did a beautiful job with the sets and props.

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@CodysLab My cat falls into a low-energy state when observed, and an energetic state when unobserved.

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@CodysLab Spores aren't ever good. At least a mask.

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@MetroidMike64 Stuff like this is the only reason I stay in this cesspool. Thanks for the tip!

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@QuotesFuturama Wha..?