Miles Garett Watson

I am DOC. Believer. Servant. Husband. Father. Teacher. Tennis Coach. Baseball Fanatic. Occasional Poet. Philosopher. Listener. And lest we forget—Beard Master.

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Bernie has done more in the last 48 hours to unite Democrats and Republicans than Biden may be able to do in the next four years. Laughter is a wonderful healer. We should all try it.

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Did I really just see John Travolta as Santa Clause in a Capital One ad with Samuel L. Jackson? I guess we’ve come a long way from the Pulp Fiction days.

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@chloelxng Word travels fast! 😂 You were the last group that I thought could handle it. 💪 Seriously, it’s just time for a change. Don’t worry—I’ll come up with something special for these new seniors. 😳

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Good grief. I haven’t tweeted—I mean, imparted my wisdom and sarcasm—since February. How has everyone survived without me? Well, at least not much has happened in the world the last six months. 🙄😂

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My watch isn’t nearly as smart as it thinks it is—it’s 10:30 p.m. on a school night, and it just recommended I take a “brisk 29-minute walk” to close my move and exercise circles. Ok. 😂

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While I do appreciate that the business is called “Bearded Legends,” I am just a bit creeped out by the accuracy of some of these social media ad engines. https://t.co/4Aci9c54Ms

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When’s the last time @DickieV called a Razorback basketball game?

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@maggiegreer02 He wanted to be in the shot, but in typical cat fashion, he wouldn’t look at the camera. 😂

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Ain’t gonna lie—when my truck is clean, my truck is CLEAN. 😂

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My youngest, Worth (on the left), just got a Twitter nod from the San Antonio Spurs.

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shoutout to our #SpursFamily on the road ✍️

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It’s the little things in life that make us happiest. Like sleeping in the next 16 days in a row! Not that anybody’s counting.

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Anybody else have family members who text you from other places in the house when they want something? Just me? 🙄

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I admit—I have struggled to park the new truck, but this is a particularly embarrassing effort on my part.

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Chad Morris’ record vs. Power 5 schools? 0-14. Eric Musselman’s record vs. Power 5 schools? 1-0.

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My daughter and I did a thing. We share a life verse—Joshua 1:9. My first tattoo. At age 49. She wanted to use my handwriting. The “DOC” font. This is our testimony.

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I’m just going to leave this here—big beards and s’mores are a bad mix.

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Looking at the positives, Hog fans. It’s basketball season, and we just got Moses Moody. Heading towards our best recruiting class ever!

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FYI, I didn’t call for a nasty, rainy day on Beowulf test day. God just added that for dramatic effect.

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Studying for that Beowulf quotes test be like...

Y’all add your best study pics. And sleep well! #beowulfquotestest https://t.co/N1PafGSKnz

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My students didn’t particularly appreciate my sense of humor this morning. I’m disappointed.