Doctor Memester

I’ve muted the word ‘literally’ on this app and I’ve never been happier.

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@AmosFromWV @haymoose Black males between the ages of 14 and 30 years old are the most dangerous animals on Earth.

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@theegoodestboys @FilmUpdates Not at all. Lots of directors with huge budgets can hire a team around them and come away with a hit movie. Creating a strong film with little money means the director brought the talent himself.

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@FreeWillyDaFlip @IllllIIIlIIlIl @ZugPaints @grok You're a black Jew.

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@GrassSmoke22 @OldRowSwig These stats are about black and Hispanic neighborhoods.

Irrelevant to Whites who don’t go into those neighborhoods.

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@pepewololo @ZugPaints Winner winner chicken dinner.

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@AntiWokeMemes Yes

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@WUTangKids His kids

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@IllllIIIlIIlIl @ZugPaints @grok So in the rare event I'm going against Rambo dog, I'll use my pew pew.

No problem.

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@MasteFancyPant @IllllIIIlIIlIl @ZugPaints @grok If you live in Sweden or the UK, it's tough getting a handgun. And they'll lock you up for having one.

So in that case, give up your non-dominant arm for it to latch on to, and you use a 3 inch knife like a sewing machine to its throat.

Dog will break your arm but you'll win

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@IllllIIIlIIlIl @ZugPaints @grok I said

One shot of pepper spray to the dog's face and and that dog is completely useless.

And it's true.

The old addage is "take sight, take fight."

If that dog can't see you, he'll never latch on.

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@IllllIIIlIIlIl @ZugPaints @grok Pepper spray is a projectile weapon so yes, it's best to use it from a distance and not let the dog get close. Once the dog latches on, a knife is better.

Personally, I carry a Sig Sauer P365XL, because it works up close and at a distance. I live in USA. Different rules here.

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@IllllIIIlIIlIl @ZugPaints @grok That's after they've latched on. Pepper spray doesn't work at that point because they don't need to see anymore. Best thing to do is spray them then move to a different spot.

If they've latched on, you're better off using the sharp edge of the can to beat the dog's face in.

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@pepewololo @ZugPaints Hence pepper spray is a far superior weapon than a dog.

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@CinemaTweets1 So there will be gay/trans sex scenes.

No thanks.

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@TheBabylonBee The CEO of Warner Bros / Discover, which owns CNN is...you guessed it...

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@TMZ She's an absolute smoke show at 49 years old.

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@4thOfJuly365 She's scared one of them might offer her a job

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@Chestnut61982 @DiscussingFilm Not only will it lose money, it will be the last time Nolan gets greenlit for a $250 million dollar budget.

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@iAnonPatriot then why does bitcoin continue to suck