naurified fetus

the suns out and I’m feeling slutty

[naurified fetus @DoctorMuff]

@rancid_abattoir I’m guessing between 9-10 and incredible

[naurified fetus @DoctorMuff]

Just took the biggest dick of my life

[bitchflesh @bjorksdaddy]

T*ylor Swift is literally immune from slaying. Living proof that you can be the number one recording artist of all time and never once serve

[naurified fetus @DoctorMuff]

@QueenGlandriel What happened?

[jason darling 💋 @brandnewidols]

this was the OG mother of all AI generated music

[🧚🏽‍♀️ @ashtonJDE]

@PopBase

[Kas (Seddera Side) @sedderaside]

"how many times have you watched this?"

yes.

[naurified fetus @DoctorMuff]

“I’m a middles school teacher and I don’t have any more coke”

[naurified fetus @DoctorMuff]

Feeling slutty tonight 😈

[BoxcarTheFox @BoxcarFox]

Five Guys has some serious competition now

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

I’m doing dry January, so I’ll have the Sauvignon Blanc

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

me in 2023 after performing an irish goodbye

[Déjà The View @dejatheviewpod]

the girl you met in the smoking area 30 seconds ago:

[naurified fetus @DoctorMuff]

Peeing on church property

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

California explained

[naurified fetus @DoctorMuff]

Wondering if my old roommate still drinks with Benadryl to fall asleep

[naurified fetus @DoctorMuff]

Just came in a man’s eye

[naurified fetus @DoctorMuff]

He had a meltdown while on vacation in Hawaii about how he was such a bad person and told me three years after breaking up

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

what’s the craziest way you’ve found out your partner was cheating on you ??

[naurified fetus @DoctorMuff]

Who wants to go sledding at little mountain?