Doctor of Spin

Corporate spinner with random tweets about stocks and other brain lint. Sea Eagles forever 🦅 DYOR, no recommendations here!

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Three hours and counting trying to get access to my Telstra account details - app and website both useless

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@darrengrimes Good

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@DiabolicalSpuds This is wild 😜

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Don’t I know it

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

❗ 87% of the world lives in the Northern Hemisphere

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@Emilie_Dye Over 700 builders have gone bust in the last 12 months. There’s your answer why nothing’s getting built

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@_hattrickash_ I am enjoying this

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And just like that….🟢

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Topping up today on $PRN

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@AmyRemeikis Move to Afghanistan you’ll fit in great

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Topping up today on $PRN

[CommSec @CommSec]

S&P/ASX 200 Index futures fell 0.4% or 33 points to 7,554 on Tuesday. US bonds came under renewed pressure on strong ISM services data and signals from the US Fed that a March cut is a longshot.

#ausecon #auspol @CommSec

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@the_red_heifer Someone’s gotta pay for that new Canberra team

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Nearly 30% of all stocks in China have been halted as China's CSI 1000 index slides 8% in a matter of hours.

Chinese stock market indices today:

1. CSI 1000: -8%
2. Star 50: -5%
3. Beijing 50: -4%
4. Shenzhen: -4%
5. Shanghai Composite: -3%

Meanwhile, the CSI 100 and Hong Kong 50 indices, which represent Chinese large caps, are UP on the day.

Chinese small cap stocks are collapsing while the large caps are completely unfazed.

What is happening to Chinese small cap stocks?

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Yet another construction company’s folded today (St Hilier). But sure - let���s keep crapping on about lines on a map

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@ShitValueFund Big fan of this stock

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Happy Monday! I’m down 2% so far today - how about you #ASX 🤡

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@ronInBendigo @ChrisLXXXVI Nah I’m guessing he has two accounts and got confused switching between the two. Happens all the time

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As warned

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ATH for the #DOW today. Where to for the #ASX on Monday 🤔

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@jsin_59 They’re still flocking to north Palmie in search of Summer Bay

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@BLSHigh $1.93 here in QLD

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@Maxipsycho @HBDinCali 😂