DoctorRich

Animal surgeon, Conspiracy theorist, stand up comedian, husband, ex-husband, father, step-father, friend, human.

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@VivaLaStool @PlanetFitness Who da fook gonna make this shit

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@NickFondacaro @newsbusters It’s like asking Ana to denounce cheeseburgers

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Worst thing about the French riots is hearing those gay ass sirens wee ahhh wee ahhh weee ahhh sounds miss piggy gettin piped by beaker

#FranceProtest

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U see the batch of Uncle Ben’s in china turning people legit crazy foaming at the mouth they even wrote a song about it ‘rice rice rabie’

#china

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Real men use these #PissHarder #bdl

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@baseballcrank Shutup Dan

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@DEADLINE Shockingly the whale’s penis is also James Brolon’s

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@Michele_Tafoya What Al Michaels carrying? 8? 9?

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@awfulannouncing Wasn’t expecting free Cheetos

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@NarniaMovie Wow looks like Greta lost weight is that her son ?

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Linda keeps blabbin about open ai and I just want her to open brown eye ya know what I mean. Doctor needs dat ashhh

#married #love

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Wow bargatze stole Mulaneys horse in hospital bit for this shit movie #theBreadwinner

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holy fuck who laughs at shane gillis? bruuuutal #snl

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@Variety Stil got bars!

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@presstelegram Man poor Sebastian Bach

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@people Wow that is fuckin fascinating!

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@MeidasTouch @joncoopertweets Wasn’t expecting starting a home business knitting red merkins ?

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@jonfavs They should screen it on your fivehead

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@LucifersTweetz @lanechanged Everybody’s greedy dummy

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@ABC Hope he’s okay first man ever diagnosed with vaginal flu - thoughts and prayers FREAKO!