Jackie Chantona

In these harsh times, just remember: WE. ARE. GROOT.

[Jackie Chantona @DocTran126]

I haven't had time today to document what happened, but I can do it now.

My father passed away this morning.

It's been the culmination of a lot of events this week. My dad being sent to the ER on Tuesday, admitted to the hospital on Wednesday morning, then spending two whole...

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: If the president is in such perfect health, why does he keep going back in for checkups?

DR OZ: I think he likes the results. He does really well. He aces the test every single day.

[Jackie Chantona @DocTran126]

Netflix is removing Gilmore Girls?

[Jackie Chantona @DocTran126]

Very interesting that Cassie got married.

[MLB @MLB]

Nick Castellanos, Manny Machado and Ramón Laureano homer in an @Padres win!

[Jackie Chantona @DocTran126]

I find it supremely ironic that smokers will say with so much sarcasm, "Good for you" whenever I tell them that I've never smoked.

So then it would be good for you since you smoke?

[Jackie Chantona @DocTran126]

X might have transformed into a right wing Nazi enabling cesspool, but Threads isn't all that far behind.

[Jackie Chantona @DocTran126]

Of course Philly would blow a 5-on-3.

[Jackie Chantona @DocTran126]

Today is further confirmation that I hate this job (or rather, this particular workplace), and that I need to leave as soon as humanly fucking possible.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: Your party doesn’t support standards of morality.

Jessica: You guys got evangelicals to support a guy who cheated on every single wife he has had.

[Jackie Chantona @DocTran126]

This is part of the reason why I detest coffee. Doing my line of work for this long a time has further turned me off to coffee.

[Jackie Chantona @DocTran126]

Me: *Makes coffee to resident's exact specifications.*

Resident: This coffee tastes strange. You must've done something to it.

How is the coffee tasting strange my fucking fault exactly?! (This is even after I showed them exactly what I put in their coffee.)

[Acyn @Acyn]

Saphier: Inside Out, Elements… people are not interested in these woke ideologies especially men who are watching these movies. You have to get back some testosterone

[Jackie Chantona @DocTran126]

We've now graduated to management actively trying to sabotage us and not allowing us to do our jobs properly.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

SCALISE: We've delivered. People will remember that two years ago, we were paying almost $6 a gallon for gas. Right now it's in the $3s

KERNEN: When were we paying $6?

SCALISE: Two and a half years ago

KERNEN: That wasn't the average price

SCALISE: We are lowering inflation

KERNEN: We are actually above where we were then. Two years ago the average was $3.65.

[MLB @MLB]

Padres, RHP Lucas Giolito agree to 1-year deal with a mutual option for 2027.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Leavitt says Biden is to blame for Spirit Airlines' troubles

[Jackie Chantona @DocTran126]

I don't really know why people hate on Khloé Kardashian (well, I kinda know). I personally think she's hotter than both Kim and Kourtney.

[Jackie Chantona @DocTran126]

This game would be MUCH closer if Minnesota could make some free throws.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

A group led by Chelsea co-owner José E. Feliciano and his wife, Kwanza Jones are nearing a deal to buy the Padres for a record-breaking $3.9 Billion

[Henny Young Man @HenYay]

I feel stuck. Or in limbo.

I'm definitely burnt out from this job. It's been a year since I took extended time off from this job that was more than having two days off. Most days, I wake up not wanting to come to work. I worked basically the entire month of February sick...