David Djent

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn’t try it on.

[David Djent @Dodge_10]

@smar7gun @DestinyTheGame How’s bro offended by some pronouns in a fucking game. Grow up.

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@Nigel_Farage You are the Tory party you bellend

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@MartinRammer @just4football8 @agbnufc_ Think you’re forgetting it should have been a penalty to begin with.

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@just4football8 @agbnufc_ Ok. It was 2-0 then against 9 men

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@AnnaVic88472217 @BJ_Gardener @anyotherleader1 Spoiled and pampered because science advanced. Ok boomer.

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@TyneBridge1990 @SilentNaijaMan @piersmorgan David and Simon Rueben would like a word

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@james_youn39214 @NR6856987047104 @_ljh23 It’s what I heard your ma asking you last night

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@james_youn39214 @NR6856987047104 @_ljh23 Is it not about time you changed your nappy and had your afternoon nap?

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@james_youn39214 @NR6856987047104 @_ljh23 I feel sorry for that one brain cell you have

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@james_youn39214 @NR6856987047104 @_ljh23 Love a bit of cock you like

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@Shamus55210876 @iiSesko @KieranGreen2003 Well it’s not. It’s just the answer you don’t like.

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@james_youn39214 @_ljh23 Found the dude scared of pronouns

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@ToonCoyne @kokeshimum @_i0n Could you move the goalposts any more times?

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@RG5417 @David_D_realest Snowflake

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@HunchoFinance @phildezar @eurofootcom Now I’m confused. Not a single person in any of these videos in this thread is offside. So if you think Ramos is offside then I think you might need to check up on the offside rule

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@HunchoFinance @phildezar @eurofootcom You just posted a video disproving your point…

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@HunchoFinance @phildezar @eurofootcom At no point during this clip was Harry Kane standing next to the keeper

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@HunchoFinance @phildezar @eurofootcom Which great strikers stand on the keeper for 90 minutes regardless of what’s happening on the pitch?