Derek

Pricks

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

RT IF YOU WANNA SEE RONALDO CRY

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Ronaldo screaming “I’m back” after two goals against Uzbekistan and then scoring one charity penalty before being knocked out of the Round of 16 again is my highlight of the World Cup unless he gets arrested later.

[Phantom @Phantomthe55th]

Credit to are Mick here. “Even My Chemical Romance came here and booked a tour at Celtic Park” is an absolute all timer of a line.

[Evan @EvanMcFarlane]

Usually with England getting knocked out.

[Peter Bleksley @PeterBleksley]

Dear @metpoliceuk, should you ever decide to send two officers to track me down in a pub, please be on notice, you’ll need to send more than that.

[Darren Richman @darrenrichman]

The obscure Beatles bass player

[Eric Koch @EricDKoch]

Is he about to be forced to resign as the prime minister of the UK?

[The SpursIad ™ @SpursIad]

Shouldn’t he be looking for Heisenberg

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

one of the best tweets imo

[Grace @graceyldn]

😭😭😭

[Dan Jones @DanJones3142]

This now more than ever

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

fuckin YESSSS

[hen @afterwayafter]

Troy Deeney went on Celebrity Mastermind a couple of years ago, chose Sam Raimi's Spiderman films as his specialist subject and got 0 correct answers. That's the level of intellect we're dealing with here

[⋆Franz Kafka de saia⋆ @ghoetya]

Omg she's so crazy

[Justin Sherin @wychstreet]

Sending this to whoever asks about a certain wedding in NYC

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

When you are a teenager, you have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld during your comedy audition and then you go back to school and have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld to date the girl in your class.

[revolvermag @Revolvermag]

DEFTONES released the single "Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away)" on this day in 1998.⁠