Tom Ryder

Backup for @TheTomRyder. Writer is 25+. Penned by Astrophage (RP/Parody/MDNI)

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

❝You just didn't stay down, did you? You had to, like, uh, create a big scene, like Colt Seavers does.❞

》Independent Portrayal of Tom Ryder || BACKUP FOR @TheTomRyder
》Canon Divergent
》Crossovers Encouraged
》MDNI
》Writer is 25+

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

||Lunch break is almost over. I'll be sporadic for the next 5ish hours. 🙏

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

They're trying to silence me. 🫩

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire True... but... You knew the risks of being around me, and you decided to stay. That's.. thank you. I don't think anyone else would've done that.

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire I mean, that's a given. Thought that maybe there was something or someone else there that would've taken me out, no hesitation.

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire I'm gonna regret this.

But what's in Texas?

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire Honestly? I spaced out so much that I forgot Ness was here. That's... my bad.

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire Sorry. It's just... protocol. Nothing personal. (😮‍💨)

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire Sorry. Didn't know that I was such an embarrassment to be around.

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire See? Was that so hard?

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire That's selfish of you.

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire Hahaha. Me first.

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire ...no one's shooting anyone. (😮‍💨)

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

@MartinCavelleo I was bored.

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

And I'll do it again.

[Martin Cavelleo @MartinCavelleo]

@DoesOwnStunts did this to me a couple of times 🫩

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

@MartinCavelleo Good.

You're a fast learner.

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

He makes great soup.

https://t.co/qaEzYQNgtj

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

@MartinCavelleo Clearly someone saw you come in my trailer. Be more discreet next time.

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

Buh bye.

[Colt Seavers @FallGuy_Seavers]

Ha, yeah okay.

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

Colt. You're trying to gaslight me.

But you can't gaslight the gaslight king.

[Colt Seavers @FallGuy_Seavers]

That’s why it was so weird!

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

@MartinCavelleo Oh. 🧍‍♂️

[Tom Ryder @DoesOwnStunts]

...Did I win?

[Martin Cavelleo @MartinCavelleo]

You got into a fight with Colt and Jody for a couple of hours. It was painful to watch.

Second hand embarrassment painful.