Brian Griffin

Author of "Faster Than The Speed Of Love" and "Wish It, Want It, Do It"

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

Mustard on that beat, more like mustard on that SANDWICH. #kendricklamar #mustard #briangriffin @kendricklamar

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

Fucked a glove today. Felt like God's vagina and a warm hug. Orgasm felt like flying. #glovelove #haveaglovelyday

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

Fucked a glove today. Felt like God's vagina and a warm hug. Orgasm felt like flying. #glovelove #haveaglovelyday

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

Girls who wear wigs are so funny. Like, bitch we can obviously tell! Sometimes I pretend I can't and rip their heart out in one fell swoop 😂 #Wigginout #Wigthenightaway

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

I'm not gay, but any guy with a rope shaped penis and tennis ball balls can get it! #Yankonthat #Fetchingforsemen

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

Found my old dildo in the toilet bowl this morning. I guess what goes around comes around! #countyourblessings #poopshitters

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

Honestly, gorillas are super attractive. It's like a fat chick, a hairy chick, and a stupid chick combined into one! #Threeforone #Apeingalloverme

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

Shit and cum is the best combo. Vanilla and Chocolate always work best together. #poopjob #goy #dildo

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

Beer is like water. Cures thirst, and makes you "less thirsty". #tummycummies

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

The furry eating shit cartoon is peak cinema. #truthnuke #poopydiaper

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

Haven't had a "hair" cut in months, starting to itch! #ShavingBriansPrivates

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

Just took a handful of random pills. See you all on the other side! #pillmonster #dogpenis

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

Gay people don't make sense, how can you see a beautiful asian chick and not even get a half chub? Unless you see my huge dog penis that is. #Boner

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

People say dogs wag their tail when they're excited but you can just look at my crotch! #Dogpenis #Sexyanimal

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

I would support AI if it supported fat booty Latinas! #Downtownbonerville #Porn

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

Fuck AI and fuck God.
#ai #god

[roni😿🤤‼️ @oldmanyao1]

The other day I was watching Family Guy compilations and I saw Carter covered in eggnog. It was arousing, so I drew it.

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

For little ole Bri', a milking table is anything I can get my 'dingaling' through #MilkingMarch #Massiveprostate

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

Kids are special. Special kids are different though. Need I say more? #retard

[Brian Griffin @DogBackwards100]

Fingers are, really, the most sexual organ. Looks like a penis, tastes like an asshole. #diggingforgold