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Texas Facts is back, baby.

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@detushop You're doing the sex wrong.

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@UnoriginalJohn Man, I wish I could change my Twitter name.

[endora bullshit @collectdust]

it is so perfectly typically terribly biden that he built his far too long career on the folksy idea he supports the working class bc he took the train into dc every day and now he's the one responsible for damning so many of the railroad workers to further injuries and death

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@daveexplosm @RobDenBleyker Infernal indeed

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@RepBentz @JudiciaryGOP It's a blessing from god that you shit-eating bags of waste are finally going to investigate Hunter's Laptop, because that's what people fucking care about. Great job, you retarded welfare queens.

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@MadBastard_v2 I'm watching this shitshow live, Ye is completely batshit fucking loco.

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I don't know about y'all, but I find Ye cosplaying as a bag of garbage to be perfect.

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@Jgs0001 @Penelop38399686 @MichaelSteele There are widespread reports that @Jgs0001 can't achieve orgasm unless a fat gay man shits in his mouth.

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@WrathSquirrel Nope, it's a fact. Muskrat is Patient Zero on the STD known as COVID, and the only cure for it is injecting a light bulb full of bleach and sticking it up your ass.

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You don't get COVID from a virus. You get it from having sex with Elon Musk.

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Suck it, Qtards. https://t.co/K0f6p6XsAm

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What a fucking simp.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Question: In light of what you said that there’s no room in your party for anti-Semitic views, if Trump wins the nomination, would you support him?

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@dzee_szed @kenklippenstein Lame and laughable. Certainly hope he has a cutlass to back up that flintlock, and the other "gun" is... a toy. A straight up fucking replica toy.