Dogg.Vorbis☭

jokes, OC memes, and leftist analysis @abucketcast @soytrek IG: Dogg.Vorbis

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

when you’re on the bus and the edible starts to hit

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

at the rodeo frantically pouring over the hanky code to figure out what all these cowboys are into

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

if sami zayn doesn’t win me and the boys are gonna burn this dave n busters to the mf ground

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

makin this lil fascist girl squirt, call that Gush Limbaugh

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I think it's about time we drop 'Weird' and star referring to him as Legendary Al Yankovic

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

Ben Shapiro’s favorite movie is Shrek on rewind cause it’s about a tiny conservative rising to power and totally owning a big funny dude and his black friend

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

in the America song where he’s been through the desert…why didn’t he name the fucking horse? It ain’t gonna name itself.

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

steve albini with the rare, absolute, completely unmitigated dogshit take

[regular steve albini @electricalWSOP]

I will always be the kind of punk that shits on Steely Dan

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

wild how The Doors took maybe the most badass phrase ever, ‘The Doors of Perception’, and managed to make it sound like it’s something exclusively for dorks and squares

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

impossible to navigate being nonmonog and attracted to everybody. call that pans’ labyrinth

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“team kata” is just choreography for guys who secretly wanna fuck bruce lee

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I don’t know who needs to hear this (okay just straight cis white guys), but your Mayhem shirt doesn’t represent anything different from the Burzum shirt you say is for nazis.

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

I hate the fact that this fucking dickhead writes the greatest joke of all time once every few years

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

what idiot called it “Little St. James” and not Kid Rock

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

call me old fashioned, but I like to take a girl on a proper date before sucking all the sticky hot cum out of her juicy cock🤷🏼

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

for some reason I haven’t heard any voices raise what is probably the most likely case conspiracy given the evidence:

Epstein killed himself, but it was systematically *allowed* to happen

thoughts?

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

Rob zombie? Do they even have anything worth stealing?

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

I yearn for the goth Steely Dan shirt

[Jive Miguel @annnnn_nnnnnna]

2023 off to an incredible start: found this original gem for $40 at our local flea market

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

on my way to the event

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

i do not stand for god and the flag.
i stand only for gock and the fags.

[Dogg.Vorbis☭ @DoggVorbis]

Avatar 2 Review:

Cameron haters lose. Again.