Monopoly Dog

England's second biggest Bødo/Glimt fan.

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

I'm convinced referees don't know the meaning of the word 'advantage'. Handball by Liverpool in the Brighton box and the referee posts advantage. The only thing Brighton could do was hoof it clear so what's the advantage: clearance or freekick?

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

Tony Khan watching Maupay miss that penalty.

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

As soon as I do, some prick in a 4x4 behind me is on the horn and flashing his lights because he can't wait an extra ten seconds whilst someone turns a corner. I let the next person go too because he was being a dickhead.

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

Today, on people are arseholes:

I was driving down the road and had to come to a complete stop; traffic started moving almost instantly but I thought I'd let someone turn right into the adjacent road anyway.

[Miles Jacobson 💙 @milesSI]

Whichever side of the US political fence you sit on, you can always trust the BBC's fact checking service to point out the facts and the fiction completely impartially.
Here is their factchecker on Trumps speech last night.

https://t.co/OkzXKh0EUf

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

@JimMFelton This you?

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

Can't fire them, incognito mode was on.

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

@KebanoSzn Thankfully, it does look that way but at one point, Trump had 57% of the mail-in votes in the state. You don't know though because there is, apparently, one person counting all of the votes.

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

I can't stay up any longer. People are talking about Georgia flipping - it won't; Trump is making gains in AZ with 12% of the votes still to be counted and 56,000 in it; Pennsylvania and NC will remain red; Alaska is done; Biden wins Nevada and I wake to 4 more years of Trump.

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

I do wonder if the delay for these states is because they know they'll be riots of their vote ends up being significant.

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

1% left to count and 3,500 in Trump's favour. Georgia looks like it's turning red.

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

@JimMFelton Oy, mate, leave the turtles out of this one.

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

Sky Need reporting that Trump is getting a higher percentage of mail-in votes in Arizona. Maybe the claim that they were all going to be for Democrats was baseless after all.

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

@FRfotballBen Big fan of his. Good athlete with a decent cross and shot.

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

@GlimtiSteigen I like Wingo on the counter, though. Will be interesting to see fit how long they can stay at 0-0.

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

Arsenal vs. Molde for me tonight. I'm excited to see what this Molde team can do here.

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

@England @Deliveroo Five right backs, please.

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

@dancrawford85 Can we keep her?

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

@DanielJHemel @dancrawford85 Good of Trump to ditch Pence for a female.

[Monopoly Dog @DogMonopoly]

We were getting ready to win this MATCH. Frankly, we did win this MATCH, this is a major fraud on our COMPETITION. We want the law to be used in a proper manner. So we’ll be going to the U.S. Supreme Court. We want all GOAL CONCEDING to stop.” - Ole Gunnar Solskjær