Aengus

resident princess puppy. cheese enthusiast.

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

Won "looks most like their human" in a dog show. Does that mean I look like people or that my person looks like a dog? #bestpoochinthenoosk

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

Never stop petting! #petme #dog

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

"Aengus, you wanna go for a walk?"
"Aengus, you wanna go for a stop licking my face for a god damn second?"
Never. Never stop licking.

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

On the list of things that make me suspicious
- slinkies
- yo-yos
- hiccups

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

Today I learned that I like kale chips. #eatmorekale

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

Festive as heck in my green bandana #StPatricksDay

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

I don't bark, I scoff.

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

My man servant digging a path for me in the snow.

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

There's too much snow for me. I am too smol for this.

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

#Smolpupperprotip If you're on a walk and your paws are cold: give up, curl up on the ground, look sad. Your human will carry you inside.

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

I JUST GOT SECOND DINNER. THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER.

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

Some of these snowbanks are so deep I need to be carried over them. #smolpupperproblems

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

Been hanging out with this guy for a while. @AndyeGmail #brohang

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

New hoodie.

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

Good morning. Are you jealous of my blanket nest?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

New Year's Resolutions

1. Boop more shnoops
2. See more floofs
3. Increase pettings by 15%
4. Pet a dog in a different car while driving

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

I'm so cute in this picture

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

Classic

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

We've bro napped a few times. #bros @AndyeGmail

[Aengus @DogNotCow]

Bro nap best nap. @AndyeGmail