★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥.

𝘠𝘰𝘶- 𝘴𝘩𝘩- 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵- 𝘴𝘩𝘩- 𝘉𝘙𝘈𝘛-! 𝘴𝘩𝘩-!

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

"𝑯𝒖𝒉? 𝑰𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂...
𝑻𝒖𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒏?"

𝘈 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘑𝘰𝘦𝘭 𝘎'𝘴 𝘌𝘕𝘈

𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘮.

⚠️ 𝘋𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦.

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

[🐕] coming back again to find out ena is fucking 9 foot 11...

good jeebus

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

I AM GOING.

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

GreatRunasplasehelpme- FINE. I will.

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

Then look for the idiot.

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

Then go.

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

I DON’T KNOW. I DON’T FUCKING KNOW.

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

A maid outfit-

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

Hm.

You have any turrōn?

[𝐸 𝑁 𝐴 (MAID EVENT @PolygonPalENA]

“Well you shouldn’t! I can do whatever you wish!”

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

M-maid?? Well-

I’m not complaining...

[𝐸 𝑁 𝐴 (MAID EVENT @PolygonPalENA]

“I am a maid Shepherd! Which was my original occupation!”

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

... Huh?? What’s with the outfit?

[𝐸 𝑁 𝐴 (MAID EVENT @PolygonPalENA]

“Greetings my humble friends!

ENA here as your new maid!”

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

[🐕] im not complaining tho 😳

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

[🐕] i come back on here to find out that bestie is doing MAID ENA????

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

You are

a clown.

[𝐸 𝑁 𝐴 (MAID EVENT @PolygonPalENA]

💙✨💙✨

“B-Bwut why?”

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

Yes.

[𝐸 𝑁 𝐴 (MAID EVENT @PolygonPalENA]

💛✨💛✨

“A….clown?”

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

[gasp! >:0]

[🍭𝐋𝐨𝐥𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐩!🍭 @Lollipop_Bop]

“Hah!

Joke’s on you, I already graduated!”

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

[cue the clown music]

[@lifeisunfair.bsky.social @nascentambition]

[ Shepherd is supposed to, dang. ]

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

You’re... welcome.

[so who’s gonna tell her-]

[@lifeisunfair.bsky.social @nascentambition]

Wow!
I am honored, thank you!

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

[odd. inky did seem happy, so she’ll leave it at that.]

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

You.

Are a clown.

[𝐸 𝑁 𝐴 (MAID EVENT @PolygonPalENA]

💛✨💛✨

“What is it for?”

[★ 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥. @DogProtector]

@PolygonPalENA [🐕] i was correct, goodbye /hj