rudy

i am a dog of few teeth

[rudy @Dogspls]

Love to choke on chicken alone in a bar before my improv show

[Criterion Channel @criterionchannl]

🐈CAT MOVIES🐈 Coming to the Channel 1/1! https://t.co/AeZQalXDw1
Bringing together mischievous cats, magical cats, supernatural cats, killer cats, extraterrestrial cats, and even a cat that owns a baseball team, enjoy this salute to some of the screen’s most entrancing felines.

[Silja Rulle @SiljaRulle]

#BILD info: Sebastian Vettel will build eleven bee hives in Japan. They will all be placed behind Turn 2 in Suzuka. He will (with the help of a Japanese carpenter) help build them himself. #f1 #formula1 #SingaporeGP #BILD

[rudy @Dogspls]

@duncan_ohio Oh no sawyer

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm the guy who named all the batteries (A, AA, AAA, AAAA) so I thought I'd offer a chemical engineering breakdown of how they got these names:

1.) I am afraid of electricity

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: @elonmusk has been permanently suspended from Riot Fest.

[rudy @Dogspls]

@Kyle_MacLachlan Just watched that yesterday for the first time! What a blast

[rudy @Dogspls]

@kylesmelancholy @therealcie @lizzo @librarycongress Damn it really does yikes

[rudy @Dogspls]

At the skunk fest watching a lady with a machine gun kelly shirt hold a skunk dressed as corn and this is peak Ohio

[rudy @Dogspls]

There is a guy in a skunk costume and I’m unsure if it’s a fursuit or a mascot

[rudy @Dogspls]

bachelorette party day one: somebody complimented me on my very thick Midwest accent

[nine inch niles @tresdessert]

We’re rapidly approaching the point where no living dog remembers 9/11

[rudy @Dogspls]

@HappiJason @LuluMcSideways @guttersniper Why does this tweet need to come with all this extra context just so you don’t assume the worst? It sounds like she was taking good precautions, but the bartender was ALSO looking out for her, which is why she gave a good tip.