DOGSTAR CRAFTS

I hand make cards, jewellery, gifts and kilts in the heart of Scotland's whisky country

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@PayPalUK I am having trouble getting into my account, I’ve tried the app and online, changed my password multiple times to no avail. It’s really starting to get annoying. I have a feeling my account has been hacked

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@benonwine Fuck no

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@giftlovej You can send me $3400 but I ain’t giving you my bank details

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@TrumpRealDaily Absolutely no way

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@LEEMEAD60542079 They don’t get benefits

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@CalltoActivism Trump only has two brain cells and their fighting for third place

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@Matt_Pinner Yes, me

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@Mofoman360 D

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@Cathy57600977 The Queen should have been the Kings wife from the start

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@trumprealparody Fuck off to hell ya cunt

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@marvinmusk Yes

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@Mofoman360 Trust a politician, are you kidding me? Wouldn’t trust any of them as far as I could throw them

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@ElonMuskAOC Me please

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@elonmuskTN Or D go back to Twitter

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@iamchrisjudge Yes, Teal’c “indeed”

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@othingstodo_com The French

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@MuskUniverseUsa Hope

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Zentangling gift bags

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I am at the Winter Fair in the Longmore Community Hall today, 10am-12pm. Why not come and see me

[Steve @oldguy_steve]

So l am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.

Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?

Me - excuse me?

Her - you are wasting our bags!

Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.

Her - that's not my job!

Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.

Her - why are you using two bags?!

Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.

Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.

*10 seconds of me just staring at her.

Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.

Her - exactly.

Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.

Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.

Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.

Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.