🇦🇺 DogtoothTyrant

You never really knew what you dreamed of as a kid, but this is a parody of existence

[🇦🇺 DogtoothTyrant @DogtoothTyrant]

@rowkeyrukey Good luck mate

[Christian 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇸🇪 @Yorkslrehlker]

@wrathofgnon Let me once again tap the sign:

“Mercy to the wicked is cruelty to the innocent”.

It really is that simple.

[Wrath Of Gnon @wrathofgnon]

There really is a button that just fixes things. If you are on the side that instinctively recoils against this you are in fact on the evil side, and what's more, the losing side. What is unsustainable will not last.

[🇦🇺 DogtoothTyrant @DogtoothTyrant]

Went down my local shopping centre for the first time in a while. They've put up screens with instructions for what to do in a terror attack. A terror attack. In my tiny local suburban town. Fuck em all. Ground up alive for pig feed.

[CashyCheems🇦🇺 @CasuallyH]

You reckon someone has actually tried to iron their ball bag to get the wrinkles out?

[Cultaholic Wrestling @Cultaholic]

On this day in 1820, the founder of the Church of Latter-day Saints (also known as Mormons), Joseph Smith, had his first vision.

This is similar to when Hulk Hogan started to have visions of the Ultimate Warrior in WCW.

[🇦🇺 DogtoothTyrant @DogtoothTyrant]

Yeah so I've been on here even less than usual as I've found the love of my life and now everything I was on here complaining about seems so insignificant. But I am still alive, if anyone was wondering 👍.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

The theme of the contractor.

[ETCviperidae @ETCviperidae]

@fleshsimulator Autism speaks, and it declares jihad

[🇦🇺 DogtoothTyrant @DogtoothTyrant]

The seller warned that they would be difficult to germinate and would at least require stratification. That they take no responsibility for failure to germinate. I threw them in there with some seasol and they sprouted in a week. 👍👍👍👍👍

[🇦🇺 DogtoothTyrant @DogtoothTyrant]

got paid this arvo but i'm already broke. no more flights, shows, or taxes for a while pls.

[🇦🇺 DogtoothTyrant @DogtoothTyrant]

Tenant kicked us off the worksite. Took the work tuck up a river for the rest of the booked time. How can you be mad when you've got sights like this just around the corner