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Rule #1 no tindering on campus

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#prayformybankaccount

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RIP Zaha Hadid

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Uber's one minute is really 3 minutes long

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I've reached a point where I'm about to join grindr cause I look like a guy from certain angles

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'Part of the problem is that nobody wants to hurt each other anymore'

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Fact: printers smell fear

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If my kids were allergic to cats i probably wouldn't be able to be a parent

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'Previously on...'
Yea don't i have been watching this for the past 5 hours

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But really whats one sauce gonna do for 10 nuggets!?

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Shout out to all the international women! its your day!

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Doesn't like something throws up everywhere

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At this point in school the only comfort words are 'I haven't started either'

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He wiped away her tears and accidentally her eyebrows too :(

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Confused Americans be like 'I Vo(mi)ted'

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Dont be a Drumpf its bad for you

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Today I'm feeling tits up. Stay away from me.

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At this point I think Mexico would probably pay for a wall to be built up Trumps throat, sealed.

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Black Vans matter

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This! https://t.co/cznH3AqK9S