des Chaos wunderlicher Sohn

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[Ella Glorp @ellaglorp]

Es ist so schwer voller Liebe zu sein und ein reines Herz zu haben, wenn man gleichzeitig eine dumme Hure ist

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[mimi @taacaraz]

fantastic Zohran what’s your plan to stop Zverev from winning the USO tho

[der gelackmeierte @d0nnervl1tchen]

Krass wenn Alcaraz jetzt auch noch absagt der Wind richtig steht + exakte 1013hPa Luftdruck herrschen und die Balljungen sich nicht wieder gegen ihn verschwören könnte für "Sasha" evtl sogar ein Top 16 Finish möglich sein

[des Chaos wunderlicher Sohn @Dohlenturm]

@braunbaerultra ah

[Kirsti Miller @KirstiMiller30]

This is what a lack of knowledge about what's actually being regulated and why it's being regulated looks like.

@IndiaWilloughby @ParkerMolloy @RogerPielkeJr @TraceyLeeHolmes

Sex tests are not merely mouth swabs. These tests are not about excluding trans women from the WTA.

Any female identified with a SRY gene will be subjected to secondary sex testing procedures. The last time the Olympics did sex testing 8 women were found to have an SRY gene. All underwent invasive secondary testing and all were cleared to compete as they had no advantage. Sadly all of their careers and in one case her life was lost via suicide.

In 2014 Duttee Chand failed an initial SRY test so the @WorldAthletics made Duttee undergo a chromosome analysis, an M.R.I. and a gynecological exam that she found mortifying. To evaluate the effects of high testosterone, the @WorldAthletics and IOC’e sex testing secondary protocol involves measuring and palpating the clitoris, vagina and labia, as well as evaluating breast size and pubic hair scored on an illustrated five-grade scale.

https://t.co/Uc4Rozk70r

This measure to return to sex testing of female athletes represents a return to practices that are unethical, unscientific and discriminatory and which were widely condemned in the past by doctors, bioethics experts and international human rights organisations. Even the scientist who discovered it says the IOC should not use SRY test to determine gender of women's athletes.

There is no scientific evidence linking the SRY gene an advantage in sporting performance. No one has yet been able to find any connection between this gene and athletic performance.

https://t.co/eXqpgOu9Ai

[des Chaos wunderlicher Sohn @Dohlenturm]

@braunbaerultra die Massenabfertigung des deutschen Dartsportes durch einen gewissen Herrn Niklas

[der neue markenauftritt @aedeltraut]

"skill issue" dürfte eine der bedeutendsten innvationen auf dem gebiet der retourkutschen seit der erfindung von "deiner mutter" sein

[laut geheimdienst extrem fett @kugelfoermiger]

na zverev du vollpfeife welche dumme scheiss ausrede wirst du heute wieder bringen du schande für die menschheit

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @adeleaxekilla]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[Anna Mobene ⛵️🏆🏺 @annamo_bene_]

Sto piangendo

[des Chaos wunderlicher Sohn @Dohlenturm]

sonne scheint, wasser ist kühl, lecker bierchen, heute abend grillen, alexander zverev hat verloren. das leben ist gut!

[des Chaos wunderlicher Sohn @Dohlenturm]

@AlexZverev deutschlands frechster arbeitslose

[Lynn @ibarkfortgirls]

You know what yeah I would eat ass but would never fucking touch a cherry tomato fuck you

[Negro Vision @GodClosePopeyes]

You need to be threatening to kill yourself and/or others over minor inconveniences. You need to be deaththreatmaxxing. This is how you win.

[Scott Barclay @BarclayCard18]

With Alcaraz injured, Sinner melted in the heat and Djokovic being 345 years old, the stage is set for a generational bottle job of an opportunity for Zverev.

[Minjens @minj3ns]

Habe den #Sorgerechtsstreit verloren und muss die Kinder nun regelmäßig sehen

[des Chaos wunderlicher Sohn @Dohlenturm]

wenn der tennis spieler nicht spielen kann liegts an der badehose

[SpazioTennis @SpazioTennis]

#Zverev: "I think this is the worst court I ever played. Junior, Futures, professional or practice. I've never played on a court which where the court quality is that bad. I mean I have match point and the ball jumps over my head and I have break point, the ball rolls like that".

[Porco Rosso @SanktArbeitslos]

Ich werde Hegel nie verzeihen dass er Dialekte erfunden hat und jetzt alle Leute in Bayern so dumm reden

[des Chaos wunderlicher Sohn @Dohlenturm]

the concept of possibly having to hear the name "jannik sinner" on the stage of a professional theater soon is frying my brain